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| Toll Booth Tragedy | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 6 2006, 01:39 PM (134 Views) | |
| George K | Aug 6 2006, 01:39 PM Post #1 |
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Finally
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The driver of a huge tractor trailer lost control of his rig and plowed into an empty tollbooth smashing it to pieces. He climbed down from the truck and surveyed the wreckage. Within a matter of minutes, another truck pulled up and unloaded a crew of workers. The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than half an hour they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and good as new. "Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was that white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?" The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste." |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| ivorythumper | Aug 6 2006, 01:49 PM Post #2 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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he said with a Gleem in his eye. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| apple | Aug 6 2006, 02:09 PM Post #3 |
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one of the angels
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..as he peered toward the Crest of yonder hill. |
| it behooves me to behold | |
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| George K | Aug 6 2006, 02:29 PM Post #4 |
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Finally
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(derailing my own thread) "I dropped the toothpaste, said Tom, crestfallen." (now, back to your program) |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| apple | Aug 6 2006, 02:36 PM Post #5 |
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one of the angels
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'officer - the sun was in my eyes.. it was Ultra Bright. |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 6 2006, 02:51 PM Post #6 |
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MAMIL
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Some of these jokes are a bit long in the tooth. By an ironic twist of fate, the man working on the tollbooth was Mike Hammers brother Armand. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| George K | Aug 6 2006, 02:55 PM Post #7 |
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Leave it to John D'Oh to give us a transcendental analysis of this tragedy. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| TomK | Aug 6 2006, 03:13 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I hope the truck didn't have any (Pepso) DENTS! Get it: dents.
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| ivorythumper | Aug 6 2006, 06:09 PM Post #9 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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He hit the toll booth because he couldn't Aim. I saw it Close Up. The wierdest thing was he looked just like Topol. I know, that last one was a Reach. |
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