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Retirement
Topic Started: Aug 6 2006, 11:07 AM (94 Views)
George K
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Finally
Question: How many days in a  week?
Answer:    6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When  is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer:   Three hours after he  falls asleep  on the couch or in his
chair.

Question:  How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only  one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe  of  retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to  get    everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being
called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes  with a 10% percent  discount.

Question: Among retirees what is  considered  formal attire?
Answer:   Tied  shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the  only ones who have time.

Question: What is the common term for someone  who enjoys work and
refuses
to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow  to clean out the basement, attic or
garage?
Answer: They know that  as soon as they do,
one of their adult kids  will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees  call a long lunch?
Answer:   Normal.

Question: What is the  best way to describe  retirement?
Answer:  The never  ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage  of    going back to
school
as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes,  no one calls    your  parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say  he doesn't miss work,
but
misses the people he   used to work  with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

My favorite  one:

QUESTION: What do you do all  week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I  rest!
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