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Betty Butterfield went to Mass
Topic Started: Aug 4 2006, 03:40 PM (162 Views)
kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Im9KOwTynQ

Then she went to JW, and MCC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR-IB2YVIaI...related&search=

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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Then Betty tells about the Methodists

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ske3bYcL7f0...related&search=
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TomK
HOLY CARP!!!
kenny
Aug 4 2006, 07:40 PM

kenny,

You have insulted the Catholic Church and your punishment should be a four page thread discussing the matter. :D

(I don't care if you insult the Methodists--they are quite funny. :))
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
OMG Tom

If you scroll down there are about 20 Betty Butterfield skits.

:lol:

The bitch it a Riot!!!!!!!

:lol2:

She even tell us about WalMart.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
:lol: :lol: :lol: "It's like Wal*Mart".

Very funny!
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Rick Zimmer
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Fulla-Carp
What hoot!

Now, here's one of my favorites!

If you want to hear it sung, click here:

The Vatican Rag

“First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect and
Genuflect, genuflect, genuflect

Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff
Everybody say his own kyrie eleison
Doin’ the Vatican Rag

Get in line in that processional
Step into that small confessional
There, the guy who’s got religion’ll
Tell you if your sin’s original

If it is, try playin’ it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
Two, four, six, eight
Time to transubstantiate

So get down upon your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect and
Genuflect, genuflect, genuflect

Make a cross on your abdomen
When in Rome do like a Roman
Ave Maria, gee it’s good to see ya
Gettin’ ecstatic an’ sorta dramatic an’
Doin’ the Vatican Rag”
[size=4]Violence is incompatible with the nature of God and the nature of the soul -- Benedict XVI[/size]
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
RZ, that's funny.


Ya know, this BB film is something else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJpXH_dRQGA&NR

I'm not sure why she intrigues me so.
But she does.

Her character is so over the top battered-by-culture, pathetic and yet entirely believable.
She must actually be very bright to pull it off this character so effectively.
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
So much More More More... of Betty!

http://www.bohnsplace.com/betty_butterfield/

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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
This one's nice.

http://www.bohnsplace.com/betty_butterfield/arrested.mov

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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Betty at the gynecologist.

http://www.bohnsplace.com/betty_butterfiel...NECHIATRIST.mov

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Rick Zimmer
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kenny
Aug 4 2006, 05:55 PM
RZ, that's funny.


Ya know, this BB film is something else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJpXH_dRQGA&NR

I'm not sure why she intrigues me so.
But she does.

Her character is so over the top battered-by-culture, pathetic and yet entirely believable.
She must actually be very bright to pull it off this character so effectively.

First time I've seen her, Kenny. She is fun! Some people are so damned clever.

(Of course, she doesn't have the class of Dame Edna! <g>)

Let us not forget Fr. Guida Sarducci. Here's one of his better one's:

Medley of Beatle Tunes
[size=4]Violence is incompatible with the nature of God and the nature of the soul -- Benedict XVI[/size]
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John Jacob Jingoism Smith
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Betty could use a few fashion, charm and poise lessons from Brini, though.

http://www.brinimaxwell.com/
Jingoism

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
Anne Lamott
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