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Beirut Names Street...; after Mel Gibson
Topic Started: Aug 4 2006, 09:12 AM (91 Views)
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Beirut Names Street After Mel Gibson


Drunk Drive Comments 'despicable'


Comments made to police officers by actor Mel Gibson during his arrest for drink driving this week, have come to the attention of the Lebanon authorities, we have learned.

A spokesman told us:

"The comments were very encouraging and the least we can do is to name a street after him."

Signs for Mel Gibson Avenue were quickly erected under cover of dark last night.

Israeli secret service quickly rushed out new aerial maps of Beirut which included the position of Mel Gibson Avenue.

Mel Gibson Avenue was promptly flattened to the ground at 0400 this morning.

We have decided not to repeat what Gibson actually said to arresting officers as all our readers can read it for themselves on website tmz.com.

A video tape of Gibson ranting whilst being breath-tested by police has a current street value of $20,000.



In other news. Entertainment. Lethal Weapon was the most popular foreign movie in the Gaza strip last week.






Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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