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| Ignorant Paris; ...Hilton, that is. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 3 2006, 12:40 PM (347 Views) | |
| The 89th Key | Aug 3 2006, 12:40 PM Post #1 |
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If aliens do somehow exist, and they visit and ask for a representative of Earth... ...let's not send Paris Hilton, ok? http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articl...14852?source=PA |
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| kentcouncil | Aug 3 2006, 12:41 PM Post #2 |
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Fulla-Carp
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This is the same person who didn't know what Wal-Mart was. |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| ivorythumper | Aug 3 2006, 12:42 PM Post #3 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Doesn't sound too dumb to me... |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 3 2006, 12:43 PM Post #4 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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No, actually, let's DO send her. If we're lucky the aliens are extremely hostile. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| dolmansaxlil | Aug 3 2006, 12:44 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I taught a girl this year whose life ambition was to be "just like Paris Hilton". As much as I like this student (she'll be in my class next year), she was on my caseload for a reason. But she was absolutely gorgeous, with a body that most Playboy Centrefolds would kill for. While I certainly hope she doesn't make as much of an ass of herself as Paris has, her appearance and body just may be her ticket. |
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 3 2006, 12:45 PM Post #6 |
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MAMIL
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Well they're hardly likely to pay her a million quid to solve differential equations now, are they? |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| The 89th Key | Aug 3 2006, 12:50 PM Post #7 |
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You mean more ![]() than ![]() ? |
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| Optimistic | Aug 3 2006, 12:54 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Oh yeah? Well that's 'cause she's still, she's still Jenny from the block. She's keeping in touch with her inner pauper.
Is this Paris' idea of trying to emulate the charity work of Princess Di?
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| kentcouncil | Aug 3 2006, 12:55 PM Post #9 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Or she could always work for the steak restaurant I told you about. |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| kentcouncil | Aug 3 2006, 12:57 PM Post #10 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Little does she know they intend to kill and eat her. |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 3 2006, 01:11 PM Post #11 |
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MAMIL
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They might kill her, but there's hardly enough meat on her to bother cooking. |
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| Jolly | Aug 3 2006, 01:19 PM Post #12 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Leave the kill part out, and she may enjoy it..... |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 3 2006, 01:28 PM Post #13 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Well she does have a better job than I do. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| kentcouncil | Aug 3 2006, 02:02 PM Post #14 |
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Fulla-Carp
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The guys on the bomb squad have a better job than I do. |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| Klotz | Aug 3 2006, 02:29 PM Post #15 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Walmart.... isn't he the Israeli Prime Minister ? |
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| Axtremus | Aug 3 2006, 03:59 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Saying Paris Hilton is "ignorant" is like saying George W. Bush is "ignorant." You don't have to like either one of them, and they both have lots of family connections and lots of family wealth. But no way, no how either one could get to where they are today for being "ignorant." |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 3 2006, 04:08 PM Post #17 |
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MAMIL
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I've heard that the Paris Hilton has a very large ballroom. Coincidence? You be the judge. [/QUOTE]But no way, no how either one could get to where they are today for being "ignorant."
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| Steve Miller | Aug 3 2006, 07:06 PM Post #18 |
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Bull-Carp
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Just so. They got where they are today in spite of being ignorant. |
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Wag more Bark less | |
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| George K | Aug 3 2006, 07:41 PM Post #19 |
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Finally
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But no way, no how either one could get to where they are today for being "ignorant."
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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