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Ignorant Paris; ...Hilton, that is.
Topic Started: Aug 3 2006, 12:40 PM (347 Views)
The 89th Key
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If aliens do somehow exist, and they visit and ask for a representative of Earth...

...let's not send Paris Hilton, ok?

http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articl...14852?source=PA
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kentcouncil
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This is the same person who didn't know what Wal-Mart was.
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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ivorythumper
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Asked why she loved Austria so much, she said: "Because they pay me £1 million to wave at crowds!"


Doesn't sound too dumb to me...
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Aqua Letifer
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Aug 3 2006, 12:40 PM
If aliens do somehow exist, and they visit and ask for a representative of Earth...

...let's not send Paris Hilton, ok?

http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articl...14852?source=PA

No, actually, let's DO send her. If we're lucky the aliens are extremely hostile.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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I taught a girl this year whose life ambition was to be "just like Paris Hilton". As much as I like this student (she'll be in my class next year), she was on my caseload for a reason. But she was absolutely gorgeous, with a body that most Playboy Centrefolds would kill for. While I certainly hope she doesn't make as much of an ass of herself as Paris has, her appearance and body just may be her ticket.
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ivorythumper
Aug 3 2006, 04:42 PM
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Asked why she loved Austria so much, she said: "Because they pay me £1 million to wave at crowds!"


Doesn't sound too dumb to me...

Well they're hardly likely to pay her a million quid to solve differential equations now, are they?
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Aqua Letifer
Aug 3 2006, 04:43 PM
The 89th Key
Aug 3 2006, 12:40 PM
If aliens do somehow exist, and they visit and ask for a representative of Earth...

...let's not send Paris Hilton, ok?

http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articl...14852?source=PA

No, actually, let's DO send her. If we're lucky the aliens are extremely hostile.

You mean more

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than

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Optimistic
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"I've made, like, 200 million dollars (£107 million) in the last year, while J-Lo's only made 150 million dollars," she explained.


Oh yeah? Well that's 'cause she's still, she's still Jenny from the block. She's keeping in touch with her inner pauper.

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Only this week I met a family at the airport who wanted me to drop in to their daughter's 16th birthday party for 100,000 dollars (£53, 310). Because I'm her idol. So I will. I'll take her a present, though.


Is this Paris' idea of trying to emulate the charity work of Princess Di? :no:
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dolmansaxlil
Aug 3 2006, 03:44 PM
I taught a girl this year whose life ambition was to be "just like Paris Hilton". As much as I like this student (she'll be in my class next year), she was on my caseload for a reason. But she was absolutely gorgeous, with a body that most Playboy Centrefolds would kill for. While I certainly hope she doesn't make as much of an ass of herself as Paris has, her appearance and body just may be her ticket.

Or she could always work for the steak restaurant I told you about.
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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kentcouncil
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Aug 3 2006, 03:54 PM
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Only this week I met a family at the airport who wanted me to drop in to their daughter's 16th birthday party for 100,000 dollars (£53, 310). Because I'm her idol. So I will. I'll take her a present, though.


Is this Paris' idea of trying to emulate the charity work of Princess Di? :no:

Little does she know they intend to kill and eat her.
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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John D'Oh
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kentcouncil
Aug 3 2006, 04:57 PM
Optimistic
Aug 3 2006, 03:54 PM
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Only this week I met a family at the airport who wanted me to drop in to their daughter's 16th birthday party for 100,000 dollars (£53, 310). Because I'm her idol. So I will. I'll take her a present, though.


Is this Paris' idea of trying to emulate the charity work of Princess Di? :no:

Little does she know they intend to kill and eat her.

They might kill her, but there's hardly enough meat on her to bother cooking.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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kentcouncil
Aug 3 2006, 02:57 PM
Optimistic
Aug 3 2006, 03:54 PM
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Only this week I met a family at the airport who wanted me to drop in to their daughter's 16th birthday party for 100,000 dollars (£53, 310). Because I'm her idol. So I will. I'll take her a present, though.


Is this Paris' idea of trying to emulate the charity work of Princess Di? :no:

Little does she know they intend to kill and eat her.

Leave the kill part out, and she may enjoy it.....
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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Mikhailoh
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Well she does have a better job than I do.
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kentcouncil
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Aug 3 2006, 04:28 PM
Well she does have a better job than I do.

The guys on the bomb squad have a better job than I do.
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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kentcouncil
Aug 3 2006, 11:41 PM
This is the same person who didn't know what Wal-Mart was.

Walmart.... isn't he the Israeli Prime Minister ?
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Axtremus
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Saying Paris Hilton is "ignorant" is like saying George W. Bush is "ignorant." You don't have to like either one of them, and they both have lots of family connections and lots of family wealth. But no way, no how either one could get to where they are today for being "ignorant."
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John D'Oh
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I've heard that the Paris Hilton has a very large ballroom.

Coincidence? You be the judge.

[/QUOTE]But no way, no how either one could get to where they are today for being "ignorant."
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If as an American you don't know who Tony Blair is then either you're ignorant or stupid. What other word can one use?
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Steve Miller
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Aug 3 2006, 04:59 PM
But no way, no how either one could get to where they are today for being "ignorant."

Just so.

They got where they are today in spite of being ignorant.
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John D'Oh
Aug 3 2006, 07:08 PM
But no way, no how either one could get to where they are today for being "ignorant."
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