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Ice Cream Anyone?
Topic Started: Aug 1 2006, 10:57 AM (363 Views)
Nobody's Sock
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Fulla-Carp
This has gotta make you smile!



Two robins were sitting in a tree.

"I'm really hungry," said the first one.

"Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew down to the ground and found a

nice plot of newly plowed ground that was

full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till

they could eat no more.

"I m so full, I don't think I can fly back up

into the tree," said the first one.

"Let's just lay back here and bask in

the warm sun," said the second.

"O K," said the first.

So they plopped down, basking in the sun.

No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when

a big fat tomcat came along and gobbled them up.

As the cat sat washing his face after his meal,
he thought...
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"I JUST LOVE BASKIN' ROBINS :silly:
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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justme
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Christopher T
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That's a groaner!
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck

That's the kind of joke Larry would tell.

I think Nobody's Sock is Larry's sock. :o
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Nobody's Sock
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kenny
Aug 2 2006, 06:46 AM
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck

That's the kind of joke Larry would tell.

I think Nobody's Sock is Larry's sock. :o

Indians don't wear socks.

"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
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Mark
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You mean Larry wears Birkenstocks?????

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dolmansaxlil
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Mark
Aug 3 2006, 03:38 AM
You mean Larry wears Birkenstocks?????

:lol2:

I'll bet he doesn't shave his legs either.
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Christopher T
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Is Larry a lesbian or an Indian?

You're getting your stereotypes all mixed up.
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
I think Larry might tell you he is both.
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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
Mark
Aug 3 2006, 03:38 AM
You mean Larry wears Birkenstocks????? :lol2:

dolmansaxlil
Aug 3 2006, 07:33 AM
I'll bet he doesn't shave his legs either.

Christopher T
Aug 3 2006, 09:17 AM
Is Larry a lesbian or an Indian?


Rut Roh! :angel:
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