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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 1 2006, 04:50 AM (176 Views) | |
| George K | Aug 1 2006, 04:50 AM Post #1 |
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Modern Latin Phrases "Domino vobiscum." -- (The pizza guy's here.) "Dumbassus! Hottie iste transvestitus!" -- (Fool! That gorgeous woman is a crossdresser!) "Auda similarum ad seattles." -- (They all sound just like Pearl Jam.) "Erectionus finalum." -- (Anna Nicole Smith is here, Gramps.) "Sharpei diem." -- (Sieze the Wrinkle Dog.) "Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus." -- (Remove foil before microwaving.) "Motorolus interruptus." -- (Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.) "Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus." -- (Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.) "Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum." -- (A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.) |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 1 2006, 04:52 AM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| The 89th Key | Aug 1 2006, 06:07 AM Post #3 |
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Personally, I like my latin phrase in my sig line...
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| George K | Aug 1 2006, 06:09 AM Post #4 |
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All right..... share..... |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| The 89th Key | Aug 1 2006, 06:10 AM Post #5 |
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Ah, there's the rub! You must go on a holy quest to find out what it truly means. It's something I've wanted to say for a while now...
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| Phlebas | Aug 1 2006, 06:12 AM Post #6 |
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Bull-Carp
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Very funny. :lol: Veni, vidi, vege! (I came, I saw, I ate vegetarian!) |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| George K | Aug 1 2006, 06:16 AM Post #7 |
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Veni Vidi Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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