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Creepy guys should have their penis' cut off
Topic Started: Jul 30 2006, 02:35 PM (1,735 Views)
***musical princess***
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I went out salsa dancing tonight in Newcastle and i was in Bar 55. It's very informal and people regularly switch partners. I was sittng down, quitely minding my own business withmy Martini and lemonade, resting, and this man comes over and asks me for a dance. I'mon my own so didn't have any one to turn to for help so i just said, sure, afterall, it might be fun.

This guy was about 50 ish (i think? ).

So, we're dancing and i'm not doing to good because in all my lessons i have been taught the moves of a man so dancing as a woman can be tricky forme as i want to be dominant and lead. He tells me he wants to show me this new move, the 'dip'. It's where both partners swizel their bodies to the right, the lady puts her right leg between the guys two legs and the man puts his right leg between the woman's two legs.

So he shows me and i'm a bit... :unsure: :ph43r: ... then he goes, okay, because you've never done this before, i'm going to hold you there for two beats. So he does it, and sure enough he keeps me help down there in a damn erotic position for a hell of alot longer than 2 beats!!

And what makes it even worse.... You have to hold the woman REALLY close when you do this move and i'm just hoping to God that that was a banana he had in his pocket... :puke:

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x Caroline x
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LWpianistin
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I'm sorry, but this gets a :lol:

I hope you're ok. I'm sure you are. Go with a mate from now on.

Why have you been taught to lead???

That is creepy, though. :unsure:



PS....GOD I MISSED THE PUB!!! Just had a lovely pint....or few :whome:
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Too many jokes....so all I can say is, sorry you had to go through that! Don't let it keep you from having fun on the dance floor in the future - just pick your partners with a little more caution next time. :P
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I didn't go there on my own. It's just everyone i was with was up on the dancefloor at the time.


And the reason i am the man is because my sister refused to be the man at our salsa class so i only ever learnt the male parts as i was her partner. :rolleyes:

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***musical princess***
Jul 30 2006, 06:48 PM
I didn't go there on my own. It's just everyone i was with was up on the dancefloor at the time.


And the reason i am the man is because my sister refused to be the man at our salsa class so i only ever learnt the male parts as i was her partner. :rolleyes:

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:lol:

Maybe you should talk your sister into switching parts sometimes.

I would be creeped out too.... :unsure:
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Nina
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Not to be a spoil sport, but if you can't say "no" without someone there to help you, perhaps you shouldn't be going out on your own. Seriously.

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Don't feel too badly MP. This happened to me three times before I finally caught on.
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MP: That's "penises."
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Jul 30 2006, 07:32 PM
MP: That's "penises."

I thought maybe it was penii.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Reminds me of a writing store called "Pen Island". :rimshot:
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I'll take "Penis Mightier than the Sword," Trebeck!
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Nina
Jul 31 2006, 12:04 AM
Not to be a spoil sport, but if you can't say "no" without someone there to help you, perhaps you shouldn't be going out on your own. Seriously.

:rolleyes:

I didn't know he was going to be a creep when he asked me. It's not that i can't say no, it's that when he asked me, i didn't think i needed to!

I had already danced with several 'normal' people that night so there was no reason for me to think he was going to get all pervy on me. And plus, i wanted to dance. I love it. It's like a fire in me. Anyone will do as a partner. :P

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Jul 31 2006, 01:35 AM
Anyone will do as a partner. :P

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Of course the real problem is not the penis, but the guy. So my suggestion is, when you cut off the penis, keep the penis and throw the guy away.
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Next time I'm in Newcatle, point him out to me. I'll bludgeon him for you. Or toss coals at him, one. I hear they have some there.
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Rules of womanhood. All men are horny. Yea for that. About every third man you meet will be a horny jerk. Boo for horny jerks. In bars and clubs, the proportion is worse. You learn to sort them out and deal with them as they should be dealt with. No problems unless you're alone in a dark alley.
Caroline...a woman *always* has a reason to assume a guy is going to "get all pervy" on her. You shot the odds by dancing with several normal people first. There was bound to be at least one pervy jerk in the bunch. It's one of the primary reasons that, as a single woman, you should be careful how much you drink. Given the described situation, I would have immediately pushed the guy away and firmly applied my full weight onto the tip end of my stiletto heeled shoe and sunk it into his foot.
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Jul 31 2006, 02:11 PM
Rules of womanhood. All men are horny. Yea for that. About every third man you meet will be a horny jerk. Boo for horny jerks. In bars and clubs, the proportion is worse. You learn to sort them out and deal with them as they should be dealt with. No problems unless you're alone in a dark alley.
Caroline...a woman *always* has a reason to assume a guy is going to "get all pervy" on her. You shot the odds by dancing with several normal people first. There was bound to be at least one pervy jerk in the bunch. It's one of the primary reasons that, as a single woman, you should be careful how much you drink. Given the described situation, I would have immediately pushed the guy away and firmly applied my full weight onto the tip end of my stiletto heeled shoe and sunk it into his foot.

Sounds like gospel to me.

OTOH....when dancing very close with a beautiful woman, it is sometimes very hard to think of baseball....if you know what I mean... :redface:
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Jul 31 2006, 09:11 PM
I would have immediately pushed the guy away and firmly applied my full weight onto the tip end of my stiletto heeled shoe and sunk it into his foot.

:lol:

Debs!! So funny!!That is eactly what i did!!!

I thought slapping him would be too much so ijust left him immediately on the dance floor and made sure i stood on his toes with my red heels...

(These ones... my salsa shoes! :singdance: )

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... before i left!!

:lol: His egolooked more hurt than his foot! :P

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Jul 31 2006, 01:37 PM


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never bunt on two strikes. the pitcher should cover home on a pass ball. don't forget the cut off man. the dh rule only applies to the amercan league. what the hell is that double switch rule?

crap. it's a losing battle.
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Can the thread title be changed? It's offensive to be honest and it makes one wince ;)
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Jul 31 2006, 12:11 PM
Given the described situation, I would have immediately pushed the guy away and firmly applied my full weight onto the tip end of my stiletto heeled shoe and sunk it into his foot.

All the more reason that *creepy guys* should have both legs amputated above the knee. Stops the risk of them being stilettoed on the dance floor.
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Jul 31 2006, 02:04 PM
DivaDeb
Jul 31 2006, 12:11 PM
Given the described situation, I would have immediately pushed the guy away and firmly applied my full weight onto the tip end of my stiletto heeled shoe and sunk it into his foot.

All the more reason that *creepy guys* should have both legs amputated above the knee. Stops the risk of them being stilettoed on the dance floor.

probably so, in the interest of rising health care rates, AC. The pain of the initial wound is nothing compared to the infection that sets in a day later :P
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LWpianistin
Jul 30 2006, 02:41 PM
I'm sorry, but this gets a :lol:

I hope you're ok. I'm sure you are. Go with a mate from now on.

Why have you been taught to lead???

That is creepy, though. :unsure:



PS....GOD I MISSED THE PUB!!! Just had a lovely pint....or few :whome:

I thought you said that unlike 99% of your colleagues, you don't drink in excess? :P
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Jul 31 2006, 07:13 PM
LWpianistin
Jul 30 2006, 02:41 PM
I'm sorry, but this gets a  :lol:

I hope you're ok. I'm sure you are. Go with a mate from now on.

Why have you been taught to lead??? 

That is creepy, though.  :unsure:



PS....GOD I MISSED THE PUB!!! Just had a lovely pint....or few  :whome:

I thought you said that unlike 99% of your colleagues, you don't drink in excess? :P

'Few' is not excess. 'Many', 'lots' or 'I can't remember' is excess.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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