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Guy in next cubicle talks too loudly; Cubicle Violations AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGG
Topic Started: Jul 7 2006, 07:48 AM (324 Views)
kenny
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He has one of those big booming voices.
He also likes to chew the fat for 10 minutes before he gets to the point when calling anyone.
He tells the same stoopid shallow story to everyone he calls.

Also 90% of the time instead of facing his desk and phone he turns around 180 to face my direction when he talks!

:mad2: :veryangry:
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The 89th Key
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There are many a pranks with your name on it, Kenny.
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
This is why I am thankful for a real office and not a veal pen.
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kenny
Jul 7 2006, 09:48 AM
He has one of those big booming voices.
He also likes to chew the fat for 10 minutes before he gets to the point when calling anyone.
He tells the same stoopid shallow story to everyone he calls.

Also 90% of the time instead of facing his desk and phone he turns around 180 to face my direction when he talks!

:mad2: :veryangry:

That's why I like my office...
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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kenny
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He also shouts the word "SIR" in every other sentence.
Every fourth sentence has to contain "YES SIRIEEE!" :redface:

He is 55 years old and thinks he is still in bootcamp. :rolleyes:
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DivaDeb
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fight fire with fire

call me up...I'll sing :P
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Dude, post his work number here....we can all take turns calling it. :D
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George K
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Jul 7 2006, 12:22 PM
Dude, post his work number here....we can all take turns calling it. :D

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One word Kenny.. projectiles.
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kenny
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Mikhailoh
Jul 7 2006, 09:51 AM
One word Kenny.. projectiles.

You mean spitwads? :eek:

:lol2:

But I'm sophisticated, cultured and refined. :rolleyes:
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George K
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I wonder if they make an office version of the Yardapult®?
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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
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John D'Oh
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Oh, you're that Kenny! I'd never have guessed!

Boy, folks, I can tell you a few stories about ol' Kenny, hell yeah! Me and Ken, we go way back, YES SIRIEEE BOB!
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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kenny
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :hair:
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I think you need to start sneaking into his cubicle and rearrange his things. You know, like place his computer at a 45 degree angle. Stuff like that.

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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Well... I was thinking a range of options a bit more refined, probably starting out with marbles and ending up with Jarts.
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Or, you can literally open his phone each day and put in a nickel.

Do that for 3 straight months...he wont tell that the phone is getting heavier.

Then....one day, take all the nickels out.

Call him.

and BWAP! He'll hit himself in the head, since the phone will be so much lighter.

:D

Gotta love The Office...
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George K
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There's always Styrofoam popcorn:

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And Aluminum foil

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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George K
Jul 7 2006, 03:45 PM
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That looks like good fun, in the same spirit as those ball pits you'd play in as a kid :party:
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kenny
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Clearly the cubicle is a bold new sociological frontier.

I think we are more fit to deal with lions, competition for women and food than adapt to cubicles.
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