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The most macho of cars!; Make way for The INTIMIDATOR
Topic Started: Jul 6 2006, 07:14 PM (259 Views)
John Jacob Jingoism Smith
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Middle Aged Carp
Stand back Humvees, you are about to be blown off the road! You better go home to your mommies, SUVs! Everyone prepare to meet THE INTIMIDATOR!

http://www.zapworld.com/cars/intimidator.asp
Jingoism

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
Anne Lamott
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
I backed over one of those the other day or so someone told me later.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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George K
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Finally
I can hear Kenny salivating all the way to the Midwest!

(but he won't be able to brag about his MPG :veryangry: )
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Who me?
Brag about my MPG?
I'd never do THAT! :P

Actually I'm deeply embarrassed this evening.
I filled up today, and I calculated only 65.6 MPG for the tank. :(
THAT SUX!
My last tank was 66.5 MPG. :veryangry: :veryangry: :veryangry:
Don't hate me cause I'm a gas pig :weeping:
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Steve Miller
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Bull-Carp
I could put two of those in my pickup and still have room for 20 sheets of plywood.
Wag more
Bark less
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The 89th Key
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What would your MPG be if you are crushed within a mile?
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
The 89th Key
Jul 6 2006, 08:17 PM
What would your MPG be if you are crushed within a mile?

It looks a thousand times safer than any motorcycle.

Yet everyone just talks about how "cool" they are. :rolleyes:
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George K
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Finally
kenny
Jul 6 2006, 10:48 PM
I filled up today, and I calculated only 65.6 MPG for the tank. :(
THAT SUX!
My last tank was 66.5 MPG.

Damn Leadfoot.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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iainhp
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Range: Up to 50 miles!

Hah! One decent sub woofer and a rap cd will kill that.

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LWpianistin
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HOLY CARP!!!
kenny
Jul 7 2006, 12:21 AM
The 89th Key
Jul 6 2006, 08:17 PM
What would your MPG be if you are crushed within a mile?

It looks a thousand times safer than any motorcycle.

Yet everyone just talks about how "cool" they are. :rolleyes:

Yeah, they are cool.

What of it?
And how are you today?
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
kenny
Jul 6 2006, 11:48 PM
Who me?
Brag about my MPG?
I'd never do THAT! :P

Actually I'm deeply embarrassed this evening.
I filled up today, and I calculated only 65.6 MPG for the tank. :(
THAT SUX!
My last tank was 66.5 MPG. :veryangry: :veryangry: :veryangry:
Don't hate me cause I'm a gas pig :weeping:

I don't hate you for being a gas pig. I hate you because you have a BB AND a Bluthner. So there. :veryangry:
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
kenny
Jul 7 2006, 12:21 AM
The 89th Key
Jul 6 2006, 08:17 PM
What would your MPG be if you are crushed within a mile?

It looks a thousand times safer than any motorcycle.

Yet everyone just talks about how "cool" they are. :rolleyes:

Hmm.. what would be more exciting.. a powerful v-twin bike, (vrooom vroom), or this transportation insect (bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)?

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Mikhailoh
Jul 7 2006, 04:08 AM
kenny
Jul 6 2006, 11:48 PM
Who me?
Brag about my MPG?
I'd never do THAT!  :P

Actually I'm deeply embarrassed this evening.
I filled up today, and I calculated only 65.6 MPG for the tank. :(
THAT SUX!
My last tank was 66.5 MPG.  :veryangry:  :veryangry:  :veryangry:
Don't hate me cause I'm a gas pig :weeping:

I don't hate you for being a gas pig. I hate you because you have a BB AND a Bluthner. So there. :veryangry:

You mean you don't hate me because I'm beautiful?
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Did I say Bluthner? Oh sorry.. I must have meant beautiful.... ^_^
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Jolly
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Geaux Tigers!
It's the perfect form of American birth control.....
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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DivaDeb
HOLY CARP!!!
If they made it pink and purple it would look very much like the Barbie car we used to have
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AlbertaCrude
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The Intimidator's German cousin the Smart Rollerskate Car, doesn't handle too well on snow and ice. They tend to disappear from the streets here from November until they come out of hibernation sometime after the 15th of April.
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