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What's going on in North Wales?
Topic Started: Jul 6 2006, 10:19 AM (230 Views)
John D'Oh
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Forget the missus, this is even more bizarre,

What's going on, baby?

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phykell
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What are you trying to say?
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George K
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Must. Not. Tell. Sheep. Joke. :tsktsk:
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John D'Oh
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It might be just a sheep to you, but this lady is quite the celebrity. Twice a runner-up in Miss Colwyn Bay, she was at one time romantically linked to Sir Anthony Hopkins, leading the good knight to take up permanent residency in the United States, presumably to avoid alimony claims. She was last seen entering the Savoy grill with renowned TV chef Jamie Oliver, but has since disappeared.
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JBryan
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Do all the lady sheep in Wales have horns?
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Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

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John D'Oh
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Jul 6 2006, 02:48 PM
Do all the lady sheep in Wales have horns?

It's very much left up to the choice of the individual sheep. Although considered rather ostentatious in more traditional circles, the modern ewe has been known to have her keratinous sheaths surgically enhanced.
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JBryan
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She strikes the pose of a lady of fashion. She appears to have had her hair done as well. Not that I take any interest.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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John D'Oh
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The slightly quizzical tilt of the head, the absence of the farmer's mark on her unblemished wool, the hint of a flirtatious smile on those cherry lips, the pleasingly slim flanks, they all cry out 'aristocrat'! This is more than a mere sheep, this is a princess.
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apple
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sheep are really stupid compared to dogs.
it behooves me to behold
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JBryan
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Aye, a goddess.

If you were a gentleman, JD, you would offer to "help her through the fence". Or, perhaps, a gentleman may not make so bold.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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JBryan
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apple
Jul 6 2006, 02:08 PM
sheep are really stupid compared to dogs.

I doubt there is much interest in her solving differential equations.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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sue
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Early happy hour today, guys? :cool:
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John D'Oh
Jul 6 2006, 11:05 AM
The slightly quizzical tilt of the head, the absence of the farmer's mark on her unblemished wool, the hint of a flirtatious smile on those cherry lips, the pleasingly slim flanks, they all cry out 'aristocrat'! This is more than a mere sheep, this is a princess.

To me, Princess appears to be in squatting position.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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John D'Oh
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JBryan
Jul 6 2006, 03:12 PM
apple
Jul 6 2006, 02:08 PM
sheep are really stupid compared to dogs.

I doubt there is much interest in her solving differential equations.

The great thing about the love that dare not speak it's name is that you don't have to worry about multiplying, either.

I try to steer clear of dogs, as they can be real bitches.
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JBryan
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They aren't very good at differential equations either.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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John D'Oh
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JBryan
Jul 6 2006, 03:32 PM
They aren't very good at differential equations either.

I have a dog that can 'do' logs, but that's another story.
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JBryan
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My neighbors' dogs are good at that but only in my yard.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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