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| What's going on in North Wales? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 6 2006, 10:19 AM (230 Views) | |
| John D'Oh | Jul 6 2006, 10:19 AM Post #1 |
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MAMIL
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Forget the missus, this is even more bizarre, What's going on, baby?
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| phykell | Jul 6 2006, 10:29 AM Post #2 |
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Senior Carp
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What are you trying to say? |
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Ghandhi Evil cannot be conquered in the world. It can only be resisted within oneself. Remember, bones heal and chicks dig scars | |
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| George K | Jul 6 2006, 10:29 AM Post #3 |
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Finally
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Must. Not. Tell. Sheep. Joke.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| John D'Oh | Jul 6 2006, 10:38 AM Post #4 |
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It might be just a sheep to you, but this lady is quite the celebrity. Twice a runner-up in Miss Colwyn Bay, she was at one time romantically linked to Sir Anthony Hopkins, leading the good knight to take up permanent residency in the United States, presumably to avoid alimony claims. She was last seen entering the Savoy grill with renowned TV chef Jamie Oliver, but has since disappeared. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| JBryan | Jul 6 2006, 10:48 AM Post #5 |
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I am the grey one
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Do all the lady sheep in Wales have horns? |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| John D'Oh | Jul 6 2006, 10:56 AM Post #6 |
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It's very much left up to the choice of the individual sheep. Although considered rather ostentatious in more traditional circles, the modern ewe has been known to have her keratinous sheaths surgically enhanced. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| JBryan | Jul 6 2006, 10:58 AM Post #7 |
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I am the grey one
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She strikes the pose of a lady of fashion. She appears to have had her hair done as well. Not that I take any interest. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| John D'Oh | Jul 6 2006, 11:05 AM Post #8 |
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The slightly quizzical tilt of the head, the absence of the farmer's mark on her unblemished wool, the hint of a flirtatious smile on those cherry lips, the pleasingly slim flanks, they all cry out 'aristocrat'! This is more than a mere sheep, this is a princess. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| apple | Jul 6 2006, 11:08 AM Post #9 |
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one of the angels
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sheep are really stupid compared to dogs. |
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| JBryan | Jul 6 2006, 11:09 AM Post #10 |
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I am the grey one
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Aye, a goddess. If you were a gentleman, JD, you would offer to "help her through the fence". Or, perhaps, a gentleman may not make so bold. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| JBryan | Jul 6 2006, 11:12 AM Post #11 |
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I doubt there is much interest in her solving differential equations. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| sue | Jul 6 2006, 11:13 AM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Early happy hour today, guys?
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 6 2006, 11:18 AM Post #13 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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To me, Princess appears to be in squatting position. |
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| John D'Oh | Jul 6 2006, 11:27 AM Post #14 |
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The great thing about the love that dare not speak it's name is that you don't have to worry about multiplying, either. I try to steer clear of dogs, as they can be real bitches. |
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| JBryan | Jul 6 2006, 11:32 AM Post #15 |
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I am the grey one
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They aren't very good at differential equations either. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| John D'Oh | Jul 6 2006, 11:34 AM Post #16 |
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I have a dog that can 'do' logs, but that's another story. |
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| JBryan | Jul 6 2006, 11:35 AM Post #17 |
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I am the grey one
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My neighbors' dogs are good at that but only in my yard. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Larry | Jul 6 2006, 12:21 PM Post #18 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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This ewe's for Bud........![]() |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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