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Alec Baldwin Wants Cheney Killed?
Topic Started: Jul 6 2006, 07:35 AM (206 Views)
George K
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A 4th of July Message and Wish.

At The Huffington Post

And finally, I believe in protecting our security at home, but I recognize that this is, and should be, hard work. To balance "homeland security" with civil liberties and inalienable rights is among the most significant challenges that great leaders in our country must face. As Franklin said, if we don't balance security with liberty, we will have neither.

I offer a patriotic fantasy for all of my fellow Americans today, on this 4th of July. It's a fantasy, so bear with me. I am in a large apartment complex. I turn a corner, and there are a couple of Muslim men wearing headsets, whispering tersely into the microphone. Suddenly, one man erupts and says, "Where is the car? Where is the car? You fool!" They sprint off down the hall. At that instant, Osama Bin Laden comes out of a door. He is oblivious. I make my move. Bin Laden reacts, but too late. We tumble into his upper floor suite. I have him in my grasp and, conveniently, I spy a box cutter on the table. (Hey...it's a fantasy.) Osama struggles, swearing at me in his native tongue, until I jam the box cutter into his neck. I do it again. Fading, Bin Laden says (this time in English for my benefit) "Good luck with '30 Rock'. I am a big Tina Fey fan."

I gather up the body of the world's most notorious terrorist and hurl it over the balcony. Then, in the final stroke of luck, Bin Laden lands on Dick Cheney.

God bless America.
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Jolly
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Baldwin is an idiot.

He was supposed to leave the country....apparently he misplaced his passport...
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The 89th Key
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Or his brain.
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QuirtEvans
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Alec Baldwin is hardly the only person who thinks that the country would be better off with Cheney dead or incapacitated.

The rest of us don't fantasize about it, though, or dream of doing anything about it. We just soldier on in the realization that he's only got 2-1/2 more years to screw around with us.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Jul 6 2006, 02:26 PM
Alec Baldwin is hardly the only person who thinks that the country would be better off with Cheney dead or incapacitated.

The rest of us don't fantasize about it, though, or dream of doing anything about it. We just soldier on in the realization that he's only got 2-1/2 more years to screw around with us.

He could run for President. I grant you, it's about as likely as him running for the bus, but you never know - stranger things have happened in my back yard.....

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What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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John D'Oh
Jul 6 2006, 02:30 PM
QuirtEvans
Jul 6 2006, 02:26 PM
Alec Baldwin is hardly the only person who thinks that the country would be better off with Cheney dead or incapacitated.

The rest of us don't fantasize about it, though, or dream of doing anything about it.  We just soldier on in the realization that he's only got 2-1/2 more years to screw around with us.

He could run for President. I grant you, it's about as likely as him running for the bus, but you never know - stranger things have happened in my back yard.....

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Is your back yard the Twilight Zone?
I'd rather fall into chocolate.
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John D'Oh
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Jul 6 2006, 04:35 PM
Is your back yard the Twilight Zone?

No, it's actually the dog-poo and paddling pool zone. A slighly worrying combination, particularly at twilight, I grant you.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Larry
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Alec Baldwin is hardly the only person who thinks that the country would be better off with Cheney dead or incapacitated.


Yes, it's true there are a lot of air headed morons loose on society these days.


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The rest of us don't fantasize about it, though, or dream of doing anything about it. We just soldier on in the realization that he's only got 2-1/2 more years to screw around with us.


Ah, that's just your yellow dog democrat bias talking. Surely you aren't an airhead like..... uh.....

Nevermind.....
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