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Tonight I have a date with a lady
Topic Started: Jun 19 2006, 03:29 PM (115 Views)
kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
She's a German aristocrat, so I'm not sure what she sees in me.
She's 9 ft 2 in tall - well - 9 ft 2 in *long*.
She is a very cultured, refined and respectable girl, but she does her best work laying down.

Oh - and she was born with three legs - you know what THAT means - you do the math.
Black and shiny.
My kinda girl!
VERY sexy.

I'm bring some music books and camera equipment and plan on having a long relaxed romantic evening, just the two of us - alone in the showroom.

Don't tell Jose.
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DivaDeb
HOLY CARP!!!
just one question Kenny...does she have nice breasts?


:wink:
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Hmm
I'll be crawling all over her in 30 minutes.
I'll see if I can find them and let you know. :P
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George K
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Finally
I am so farkin' jealous!
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
She's not that woman out of the Harry Potter movie, is she, that bagged of with Hagrid?

;)

(You lucky swine)
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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