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Redneck birthday
Topic Started: Jun 17 2006, 09:33 PM (97 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his firewood and hiding marijuana inside!"

"Thanks for the tip, sir!"

The Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house, split open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

The phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yep."

"Did they split yer firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
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