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Lettermans Top Ten; Why Golf is Better than Sex
Topic Started: Jun 16 2006, 05:59 AM (46 Views)
George K
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Finally
(and I've never set foot on a golf course! :veryangry: )


David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons  why Golf Is Better Than Sex:

10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.
9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
7 - Foursomes are encouraged
6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.
5 - Three times a day is possible.
4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with  someone else.
3 - If you live in California, you can do it almost everyday.  
2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the #1 reason why Golf is better than Sex:
1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

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