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| Lettermans Top Ten; Why Golf is Better than Sex | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 16 2006, 05:59 AM (46 Views) | |
| George K | Jun 16 2006, 05:59 AM Post #1 |
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(and I've never set foot on a golf course! )David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons why Golf Is Better Than Sex: 10 - A below par performance is considered damn good. 9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. 8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 7 - Foursomes are encouraged 6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior. 5 - Three times a day is possible. 4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else. 3 - If you live in California, you can do it almost everyday. 2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. And the #1 reason why Golf is better than Sex: 1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it. |
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