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Bush Joke; caution: republicans may be offended
Topic Started: Jun 14 2006, 05:35 AM (198 Views)
Shammy
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The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied! , "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.



I'd rather fall into chocolate.
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
:lol:
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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QuirtEvans
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When I heard that one for the first time, it was about Nixon. :P
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Rick Zimmer
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Jun 14 2006, 05:43 AM
When I heard that one for the first time, it was about Nixon. :P

Yea, but this time it's more realistic!

Good one, Shammy! :biggrin:
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LadyElton
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:lol2:
Hilary aka LadyElton
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
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LWpianistin
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HOLY CARP!!!
:lol:

That reminds me...

I turned on the radio today on the way to work, and the first thing I heard was Bush's voice. YUCK. Although the number of stutters and stumbles made me laugh. I changed the station quickly.
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