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| Bush Joke; caution: republicans may be offended | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 14 2006, 05:35 AM (198 Views) | |
| Shammy | Jun 14 2006, 05:35 AM Post #1 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied! , "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy. |
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I'd rather fall into chocolate. | |
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| JBryan | Jun 14 2006, 05:38 AM Post #2 |
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I am the grey one
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| QuirtEvans | Jun 14 2006, 05:43 AM Post #3 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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When I heard that one for the first time, it was about Nixon.
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| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Rick Zimmer | Jun 14 2006, 06:19 AM Post #4 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Yea, but this time it's more realistic! Good one, Shammy!
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| [size=4]Violence is incompatible with the nature of God and the nature of the soul -- Benedict XVI[/size] | |
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| LadyElton | Jun 14 2006, 08:15 AM Post #5 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| ivorythumper | Jun 14 2006, 09:29 AM Post #6 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Jun 14 2006, 09:52 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| LWpianistin | Jun 14 2006, 12:25 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: That reminds me... I turned on the radio today on the way to work, and the first thing I heard was Bush's voice. YUCK. Although the number of stutters and stumbles made me laugh. I changed the station quickly. |
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