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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 11 2006, 11:17 AM (325 Views) | |
| George K | Jun 11 2006, 11:17 AM Post #1 |
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The Ultimate Battle |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Axtremus | Jun 11 2006, 12:05 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| Mikhailoh | Jun 11 2006, 12:50 PM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Preposterous. Everyone knows the Federation can take the Empire any day. Harrumph. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| dolmansaxlil | Jun 11 2006, 12:56 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Au contraire! Pickard would open up a hailing frequency, and Vader would do his remote choking thing on him. Even if that weren't to happen, the Federation would be to busy trying to be peaceful while the Empire zapped them with the Death Star. The Federation with their Prime Directive nonsense just isn't prepared to be as ruthless as the Empire. It's no contest. The Federation would get their butts kicked. |
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jun 11 2006, 01:12 PM Post #5 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Empire couldn't beat a bunch of rag-tag rebels. Even Kirk or Janeway could open a big ol' can of whupass on Darth. Put down the Labatts and get yer head clear, eh? :lol: |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| John D'Oh | Jun 11 2006, 04:09 PM Post #6 |
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MAMIL
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The Federation are nothing but a bunch of namby-pamby bleeding heart liberals. THe Empire are like, well, I think we all know who the Empire is like, don't we? Vader would take the Prime Directive and push it where the sun doesn't shine, and I'm not talking about that funny worm-hole that Cisco liked so much. |
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| Mister Soak | Jun 11 2006, 05:00 PM Post #7 |
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Junior Carp
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Ah. The time tested and pretty much concluded debate: Empire vs. the Federation. Newsflash, kids: The dorks have had it out and the Empire wins. Boba Fett's ship carries more destructive fire power than half the Federation fleet. It's no contest on simply "technical" means. But Dol is right. The Empire would spank the Federation. Why? 'cause Pikard has NEVER choked anyone to death with an idle thought. "The power to destroy a planet is insignificant to the power of the Force". We now return to your regular scheduled programming. |
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| kentcouncil | Jun 11 2006, 05:25 PM Post #8 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I responded to this question, in my dorkiest manner, about 7 months ago! ![]()
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| schindler | Jun 11 2006, 05:29 PM Post #9 |
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You dork. ![]() I only understood about half of that. . . |
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| kentcouncil | Jun 11 2006, 05:46 PM Post #10 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Because you're not a dork!!! Thank your lucky stars!
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| dolmansaxlil | Jun 11 2006, 06:14 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I beg to differ. Dorkiness is very sexy. |
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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| kentcouncil | Jun 11 2006, 06:16 PM Post #12 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Says the evil reptilian kitten eater from outer space. (You know you're the only sexy dork in Creation, dol! )
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| iainhp | Jun 11 2006, 06:17 PM Post #13 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Duct tape is like the force - it has a dark side and it holds the universe together. |
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| Axtremus | Jun 11 2006, 07:44 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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See Star Wars vs Star Trek in Five Minutes.
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| dolmansaxlil | Jun 11 2006, 07:46 PM Post #15 |
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That would be why Mister Soak is so rabid about this topic. A good friend of his used to be a contributor to that site. (Dork!) |
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| Mikhailoh | Jun 12 2006, 04:45 AM Post #16 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Philistines. I am lost among the Philistines. |
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| John D'Oh | Jun 12 2006, 04:56 AM Post #17 |
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MAMIL
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Where's Chuck Norris when you need him? |
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