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World's funniest joke author traced
Topic Started: Jun 9 2006, 05:11 AM (112 Views)
John D'Oh
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Spike Milligan is my hero. Without Spike, there would be no Monty Python. The world would be a greyer place, and it's often grey enough already, thankyouverymuch.

Spike wrote funniest joke
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Optimistic
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"



The world's funniest joke? :mellow:
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John D'Oh
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Jun 9 2006, 10:51 AM

The world's funniest joke? :mellow:

Well, except for that one about the nun, the sausage and the pound of olives, but that's not really repeatable in a public place.

I know, I know, the joke is only OK - Spike's still my hero, though.
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Well, in the article they explain how the sketch goes.

And when I imagine it acted out in a Monty Python sort o' way, I think the funny increases quite a bit ^_^
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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