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Ann Coulter - true to form
Topic Started: Jun 7 2006, 10:53 AM (3,223 Views)
ivorythumper
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FrankM
Jun 7 2006, 03:57 PM
touring the country together as the number 10.

:lol:
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FrankM
Jun 7 2006, 03:57 PM
Coulter and Moore could then go on to achieve lasting fame by touring the country together as the number 10.

:D :D :D
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FrankM
Jun 7 2006, 06:57 PM
Now if we could get Coulter and Moore to marry, we'd have an even more intriguing pairing than Mary Matalin and James Carville. Coulter and Moore could then go on to achieve lasting fame by touring the country together as the number 10.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mikhailoh
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10 is not the only number I think of when I see Ann... tall, blond, and whip-smart.. if she were only a redhead.
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QuirtEvans
Jun 7 2006, 05:36 PM
JBryan
Jun 7 2006, 02:01 PM
We have been waiting similar action by liberals against the Michael Moores of the world.

OK, I'm willing to believe that you believe that. But since when did you start subscribing to "two wrongs DO make a right"?

Talk about Annie on her own merits. This makes it sound as if you agree that she's a nincompoop, but you won't denounce her out of spite.

Like it or not I am not going to be drawn into denouncing people on the right when those on the left have always refused to reciprocate for far worse.

Believe me, we went through this excercise before with MM and could get no more than "he is using poetic license" or some such nonsense when his actions were called into question. Let's just say that I find Ann to be over the top with her rhetoric which is better than being a bare face liar like Michael Moore.
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I don't even think she is a nincompoop.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

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Mikhailoh
Jun 7 2006, 07:20 PM
10 is not the only number I think of when I see Ann... tall, blond, and whip-smart.. if she were only a redhead.

but you need to subtract 59 for Moore...
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Mikhailoh
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AH AH AH AH.. get thyself out of my mathematical fantasy, IT!!!!

Ewww... Michael Moore.. thanks for that association.. kind of reminds me of 'Now I'll NEVER get the smell out of the fish'. :lol:
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Jun 7 2006, 03:12 PM
(her looks are really going downhill too)

Yeah, she's entered cougarville. Probably won't help her attitude much.
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jon-nyc
Jun 8 2006, 04:07 AM
Yeah, she's entered cougarville.

:shrug:

That's not like coyote ugly, is it?
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A Cougar is a woman who is past her prime but still tries to dress and act like the sexy 25 year old she used to be.


A quick scan of these Google results will give you an idea.
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Let's not lose sight of what is really going on here. She is trying to sell her new book.

Whether this latest episode may have backfired remains to be seen.

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Jun 8 2006, 09:06 AM
Let's not lose sight of what is really going on here. She is trying to sell her new book.

Whether this latest episode may have backfired remains to be seen.

jf

THat's the basic point. She's all over CNN being nasty about other people trying to profit from other's misfortunes, which is shatteringly ironic when all she's really doing is flogging one of her crappy books, and in the process profiting from other people's misfortunes of course.
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jon-nyc
Jun 8 2006, 01:07 AM
Phlebas
Jun 7 2006, 03:12 PM
(her looks are really going downhill too)

Yeah, she's entered cougarville. Probably won't help her attitude much.

That, and the drastic dieting is definately not a plus for her attitude.
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JBryan
Jun 7 2006, 06:31 PM
Ann to be over the top with her rhetoric which is better than being a bare face liar like Michael Moore.

I'm on record as calling MM a liar on this and other forums. So, I guess I've "denounced" him. I just don't do it all day long - which I don't do with AC either.

IMO, AC is worse, but that's probably my bias. She certainly isn't smart, accurate, or imaginative.
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The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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jon-nyc
Jun 8 2006, 01:26 PM
A Cougar is a woman who is past her prime but still tries to dress and act like the sexy 25 year old she used to be.


A quick scan of these Google results will give you an idea.

Mutton dressed as Lamb.

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Jun 8 2006, 09:38 AM
jon-nyc
Jun 8 2006, 01:26 PM
A Cougar is a woman who is past her prime but still tries to dress and act like the sexy 25 year old she used to be. 


A quick scan of these Google results will give you an idea.

Mutton dressed as Lamb.

x

She'd be a good subject for that British programme 'What not to wear'. I'd pay good money to see those two snarky women take Annie to task.
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ivorythumper
Jun 7 2006, 07:38 PM
Mikhailoh
Jun 7 2006, 07:20 PM
10 is not the only number I think of when I see Ann...  tall, blond, and whip-smart.. if she were only a redhead.

but you need to subtract 59 for Moore...

You all need to think of the number 10 as a visual, not a numerical idea. :D :D
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Jun 8 2006, 03:09 PM
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Jun 8 2006, 09:38 AM
jon-nyc
Jun 8 2006, 01:26 PM
A Cougar is a woman who is past her prime but still tries to dress and act like the sexy 25 year old she used to be. 


A quick scan of these Google results will give you an idea.

Mutton dressed as Lamb.

x

She'd be a good subject for that British programme 'What not to wear'. I'd pay good money to see those two snarky women take Annie to task.

Hehe.... put here in that 360degree mirror room then let the fun begin!! :P

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x Caroline x
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Last night David Letterman suggested that Ann Coulter get a date with OJ Simpson.
Outrage, anyone?

(crickets chirping)

Calling for the death of someone?

(crickets chirping)

Oh, I get it. He's FUNNY!
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Ann Coulter is either a very devious, liberal performance artist or mentally ill. There is no middle ground. -- Mrs. Betty Bowers


Betty Bowers review of Coulter's book:

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This week, sweet Ann Coulter released her latest in a series of pre-rehab books, entitled Godless. Naturally, the title led me to believe that it was an unexpectedly candid autobiography. Alas, she may be saving that book until after she's been strapped to a bed at Hazelden for a month. Instead of using this book to dabble in the bracing novelty of introspection, Miss Coulter turns her two-setting mind ("off" and "off her rocker") to hector us about religion.

Let's be honest: Reading a book about religion from Ann Coulter is tantamount to reading a book about dieting from Michael Moore. After all, who wants to be lectured about not being Christian enough by an almost-50 year-old boozehound in a black leather miniskirt who has never been married? Count me as having a healthy skepticism over whether Miss Coulter has saved herself for marriage. Or anything, for that matter.

In Godless, Miss (oh, how it pains me to refer to that serially-rejected spinster as "Miss," but something Miss Coulter usually eschews -- accuracy -- compels me) Coulter turns her shrill furnace of brayed invective, fueled by a bottomless quarry of prickly psychological damage, at the most despicable people in the world. No, not the maniacal murderers who flew planes into the World Trade Center towers, but the blameless Americans who had their flesh burned off of their bodies in those buildings -- and the inconsolable spouses they left behind.

Yes, she directs an anger that shirks all management on women whose husbands were murdered on 9/11. Apparently, in Miss Coulter's religion, the meek may inherit the Earth, but not before she's had a shot at making them cry first. With a mouth so busy frothing it apparently has no time to eat, Miss Coulter claims to be livid at these opportunistic widows for being crass enough to remember the event that killed the father of their children. She also gets prickly about them being compensated as a result of the catastrophe.

Frankly, I think she is simply exhibiting a fierce territoriality on behalf of herself and other Republicans who have used 9/11 to win elections and sell books. Her attitude seems to be: Exploiting 9/11 is our shtick -- find your own way to make money! This must account for why she doesn't take Lisa Beamer to task for registering "Let's Roll!™" on the trinkets she sold on the Internet.

Of course, Ann's every utterance is a carefully choreographed gambit to convert sensationalistic bad taste into sensationally good sales. In this way she is like another rapidly aging blond sex kitten, Madonna, someone else with no discernable talent other than getting people to ask, "Did she really say that?" Miss Coulter mocking the widows of men incinerated by burning jet fuel in the World Trade Center is just her competitive one-upmanship of Madonna showing up on a mirrored crucifix, all but screaming "Look at me! Isn't this SHOCKING?" And you have to give credit where it is due: Miss Coulter could squeeze ink out of a tombstone.

But in her mercantile zeal to say what sells, Miss Coulter endeavors to create an image that has apparently had a nasty falling out with reality, leaving them no longer on speaking terms. Indeed, to hear Miss Coulter speak (in that Martha Stewart-on-helium Connecticut lockjaw voice of hers), you'd think she is someone who actually embraces heartland, Christian, American values. In reality, however, she is less like June Cleaver baking pot-roast than she is like Samantha Jones baked on pot. Indeed, this is no piously serene Christian wife, but a braying loud mouth who wears super-slutty clothes, powders her bony nose more often than Lindsay Lohan (if you know what I mean), knocks back scotch with an alacrity that eludes Ted Kennedy since the advent of rheumatoid arthritis, lives only in cities filled with homos and screws anything willing to bang an anorexic skeleton. [Had I typed any of that I would have included the word "allegedly," but the Lord apparently countenances no such quibbles when he uses my keyboard to throw His voice.]

This brings me to Miss Coulter's teen tramp wardrobe. Miss Coulter showed up to the Today show this week wearing a black cocktail dress three sizes too small. At seven in the morning, mind you. No woman in New York wears a little black dress that early in the day unless she is burying someone dead, or looks like someone death, as she makes a Whore of Babylon predawn retreat from the previous night's licentious debauchery. This may account for why Matt Lauer told me that the poor thing smelled like an ashtray.

But it wasn't the color of the dress that was so telling. No, it was the "Look! I got myself one of those Brazilian waxes!" length that spoke more to a Jackie Stallone determination to hang on to youth with knuckles no longer white but bleeding. Indeed, it seems that Miss Coulter's whole sense of self comes from thinking she is a "hot young babe" who drives, presumably myopic, men wild with a sexual desire so ardent they no longer hear the nonsense she is saying. Goodness me, who would have ever guessed that the Achilles heel for most Republican man would be the sight of pre-operative transsexuals in dresses made for someone 20 years younger?

Miss Coulter suffers from an affliction I like to call Mariah Carey by Proxy. Celebrities who suffer from this debilitating disease so seldom seek help before some ruthless person takes a photograph of them. Mariah Carey by Proxy afflicts menopausal woman who think they would break the hearts of teenage boys throughout America if they ever showed up in public with a nipple-baring "Love Waits" tube-top. NOTE: Call your doctor if you find yourself wearing clothes that flash undernourished, middle-age legs and surgically-levitated bosoms, particularly when such revealing clothing is not appropriate for the occasion. Side affects may include wearing your hair like a junior high school cheerleader even though you are rapidly approaching 50.

Please join me in prayer for dear, sad Miss Coulter, as plastic surgery and Photoshop do not seem to be sparing this one-note minx from becoming the Baby Jane Hudson of the easy-to-fulminate set.

TIP FOR READING MISS COULTER'S BOOKS: For those of you pressed for time, but still don't wish to miss out on the tedium of being regaled by one recycled thought spread out over 300-odd pages: You can finish any Coulter book in less than15 minutes by simply skipping over the word "liberals." Try it! This time saving technique is even more effective with anything typed by Sean Hannity, who has shown the bracing resourcefulness it takes to parlay basically two thoughts into an entire career.
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After all, who wants to be lectured about not being Christian enough by an almost-50 year-old boozehound in a black leather miniskirt who has never been married?

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serially-rejected spinster as "Miss,"

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With a mouth so busy frothing it apparently has no time to eat

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in that Martha Stewart-on-helium Connecticut lockjaw voice of hers

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Miss Coulter's teen tramp wardrobe.


This is a book review? Seems to me that this "reviewer" is doing exactly what everyone is complaining Coulter does.

I'm no great fan of Coulter, but, those quotes are revelatory.

Here's the review of the book:

Yes, she directs an anger that shirks all management on women whose husbands were murdered on 9/11. Apparently, in Miss Coulter's religion, the meek may inherit the Earth, but not before she's had a shot at making them cry first. With a mouth so busy frothing it apparently has no time to eat, Miss Coulter claims to be livid at these opportunistic widows for being crass enough to remember the event that killed the father of their children. She also gets prickly about them being compensated as a result of the catastrophe.

Frankly, I think she is simply exhibiting a fierce territoriality on behalf of herself and other Republicans who have used 9/11 to win elections and sell books. Her attitude seems to be: Exploiting 9/11 is our shtick -- find your own way to make money! This must account for why she doesn't take Lisa Beamer to task for registering "Let's Roll!™" on the trinkets she sold on the Internet.


Indeed it's not a review of the book, it's a complaint about what the book says. Everything else is ad hominem.

Oh, and so it's OK to call for someone to kill her?
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Chill, George. It's satire.

Take a look at Betty's website and you'll have an idea from whence this comes...

Betty Bowers -- America's Best Christian

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