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Topic Started: Jun 6 2006, 04:30 PM (376 Views)
Homer
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Ok.

I'll go first.

Do like you know the identities of all the socks?



Step right up to the microphone.

Don't be shy.
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
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apple
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no idea except Stainweggie
it behooves me to behold
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John D'Oh
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Not all of them. I know who some of 'em are.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Bond, James Bond
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You don't know me, Mr. D'Oh.
Like Austin Powers, only more mature.
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Number 6
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Are you Number One?
Number 6: Who are you?
Number 2: The new Number 2.
Number 6: Who is Number 1?
Number 2: You are Number 6.
Number 6: I am not a number, I am a free man.
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apple
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i am a smut policewoman only
it behooves me to behold
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Jack A Lope
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That's a good thing too.

There he goes! That way!
Sock License # 113

A jackalope is a hybrid of the pygmy-deer and a species of killer-rabbit. Reportedly, jackalopes are extremely shy unless approached. It has also been said that the jackalope can convincingly imitate any sound, including the human voice. It uses this ability to elude pursuers, chiefly by using phrases such as "There he goes! That way!". Although no jackalope has ever been captured alive, it is said that a jackalope may be caught by putting a flask of whiskey out at night. The jackalope will drink its fill of whiskey, and its intoxication will make it easier to hunt. It is also legend that the Cherokee Indians would eat these at the end of a vision quest.

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Jack Sparrow
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Bond, James Bond
Jun 6 2006, 09:11 PM
You don't know me, Mr. D'Oh.

But who does. I'd say you're a bit past your prime there, Bond.
But why is the rum gone?
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Optimistic
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HOLY CARP!!!
Why spoil the puppeteers' fun? :hat:
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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John Steed
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Jun 6 2006, 05:43 PM
Why spoil the puppeteers' fun? :hat:

This is not fun; it is deadly serious.


(Coming, Mrs. Peel!)
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George K
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So, Homer, who's sock are you?

C'mon, step right up to the plate. Don't be shy.


(and, for the record, I'm John D'Oh's sockie) :rolleyes:
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Optimistic
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George K
Jun 6 2006, 10:34 PM
So, Homer, who's sock are you?

C'mon, step right up to the plate. Don't be shy.


(and, for the record, I'm John D'Oh's sockie) :rolleyes:

Look at the sign-up date. Definitely the work of a veteran!

Mark?

Mik?
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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Optimistic
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HOLY CARP!!!
Maybe the better question is. . .

George, just how many socks do you have? :wink:
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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Shammy
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I don't want to know the identities of the socks. I have fantasies about some of them and if I knew who they really were it would spoil it for me.
Its like sex..... the anticipation is the best part. :excited:
If you blow their cover.... its all over. (No pun intended) :o
I'd rather fall into chocolate.
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Optimistic
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Defintely. Let them remain covered! Once a sock is denuded, the fun is gone and the sock is, essentially, dead.

I'm still upset that Mark blew his cover as Maxwell Smart. Such potential :no:
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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Homer
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George K
Jun 6 2006, 10:34 PM
So, Homer, who's sock are you?

C'mon, step right up to the plate. Don't be shy.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. :wink:

DOH!

Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.

Shut up, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
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The 89th Key
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Homer, I know everything, and I know nothing. Most people agree with the latter.
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billyjoebubbajimbob
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Which way did that jackass jackalope go? That critter snuck up on my porch last night, drank all my Pabst and left jackalope sh*t all over the place.

Just wait til I get that joker in the sites of the 12 gauge I carry around in the gun rack in my truck. :angry:
[size=1]I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.[/size]
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justme
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HOLY CARP!!!
I don't know nothin' about no socks
"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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