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| Only in New York... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 31 2006, 02:02 PM (194 Views) | |
| The 89th Key | May 31 2006, 02:02 PM Post #1 |
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A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he's screwing me." "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
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| ***musical princess*** | May 31 2006, 02:07 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol:![]() x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| LWpianistin | May 31 2006, 04:39 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: :lol: |
| And how are you today? | |
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| bachophile | May 31 2006, 04:40 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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i think i know that girl.... |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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