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| Wednesday Afternoon Snarky Caption Contest | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 31 2006, 10:51 AM (222 Views) | |
| Aqua Letifer | May 31 2006, 10:51 AM Post #1 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| markallen | May 31 2006, 10:55 AM Post #2 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Bill Gates demonstrates how proficient he’s become solving his virtual Rubics Cube puzzle |
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| Christopher T | May 31 2006, 11:00 AM Post #3 |
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Junior Carp
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Maybe if our operating system ran on computers this big more people would want to buy them. |
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| bachophile | May 31 2006, 11:05 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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stephen hawking does a bill gates impression.... (sorry, i know its bad taste) |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Dewey | May 31 2006, 11:17 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"Yes, it's really only this big - so my whole obsession with business success is just a form of compensating." |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Nobody's Sock | May 31 2006, 12:57 PM Post #6 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Peering at his short list of companies to squash, like a kid looking at bugs with a magnifying glass. |
| "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." | |
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| taiwan_girl | May 31 2006, 01:10 PM Post #7 |
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Fulla-Carp
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With contacts this big, you can see why I wear glasses. |
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