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What It Takes to Get Repubs and Dems To Agree
Topic Started: May 24 2006, 11:10 AM (1,083 Views)
ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
QuirtEvans
May 25 2006, 10:39 AM
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Once again, you have to make it personal.


Yet again, IT is yelping about personal attacks, after he said this:

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neither of us are alpha males with narcissistic personality disorders.


As usual, IT gets viciously personal in his attacks, I respond, and he whines about it. It's an old song, repeated many times across a variety of threads. He tries to behave like a bully, I slap him back in the face, and he starts crying about personal attacks.

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I am not a qualified psychotherapist, I only had one post graduate course in rational psychology, so the only advice I can give you is to get some professional help.


I know what that advice is worth.

Really, Quirt -- chill. I'd feel just terrible if you blew a gasket over something I wrote.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
QuirtEvans
May 25 2006, 10:41 AM
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I am perhaps the nicest and most humble guy here.


Thanks for a great laugh. The people on my conference call were wondering what I was chuckling about.

See what a little self effacing humor can do to brighten the day?

I'm glad I made you smile. :hug:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
CONHATER
May 25 2006, 09:00 AM
Ivorythumber, you have got to be the biggest wad in this room.
Just like a bitch too, always has to have the last word.
You impress noone with your big haughty vocabulary.
I picture you standing in the mirror, admiring yourself as you babble on about this and that.
Where does the little lady sleep anyways? For she certainly couldn't fit in the same bed with you and your EGO.
Just thought I'd remind everyone what Nobody's Sock's first post on the forum was...


Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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Nobody's Sock
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Larry
Sep 9 2011, 12:58 PM
CONHATER
May 25 2006, 09:00 AM
Ivorythumber, you have got to be the biggest wad in this room.
Just like a bitch too, always has to have the last word.
You impress noone with your big haughty vocabulary.
I picture you standing in the mirror, admiring yourself as you babble on about this and that.
Where does the little lady sleep anyways? For she certainly couldn't fit in the same bed with you and your EGO.
Just thought I'd remind everyone what Nobody's Sock's first post on the forum was...


QED.


You really have no life except infront of your screen.

You are one sad case.


And now for the rest of the story,,


I apologized to him later for this, I even visited his home and broke bread with him and his lovely wife. More than you'll ever do you faceless bitch.

"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Let's see...

So far you've called me a big pussy, and a bitch. You apparently think I'm a female. Let me correct you. My DICK weighs more than your brain.


Ah, but you apologizing for making your opening shot into this forum as an asshat does not negate the fact that you chose the name CONHATER, literally self identifying right out of the gate as a f*cking moron.

Let me give you a clue, scooter. You don't impress me, and you sure as hell can't intimidate me. So if you want to try, have at it. I never liked your stupid ass in the first place.

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KlavierBauer
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HOLY CARP!!!
You guys, I laugh when Apple's son lets her know that his dick is all hot logs in the morning - but a grown man bragging about the weight of his dick?

There's absolutely no possible way that your dick weighs more than NS's brain Larry - come on! You're joking! You joker!
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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John D'Oh
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My dick weighs more than your hair!

Furthermore, my hair weighs more than your dick!
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
KlavierBauer
Sep 9 2011, 01:42 PM
There's absolutely no possible way that your dick weighs more than NS's brain Larry - come on! You're joking! You joker!
Unless you've seen his dick, don't bet money on it. You know what they say about injuns... :lol:
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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George K
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Finally
John D'Oh
Sep 9 2011, 01:45 PM
my hair weighs more than your dick!
Who do you think you are, Rod Blago?

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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
Improviso
Sep 9 2011, 01:46 PM
KlavierBauer
Sep 9 2011, 01:42 PM
There's absolutely no possible way that your dick weighs more than NS's brain Larry - come on! You're joking! You joker!
Unless you've seen his dick, don't bet money on it. You know what they say about injuns... :lol:
They're bigheads?
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
KlavierBauer
Sep 9 2011, 01:42 PM
You guys, I laugh when Apple's son lets her know that his dick is all hot logs in the morning - but a grown man bragging about the weight of his dick?

There's absolutely no possible way that your dick weighs more than NS's brain Larry - come on! You're joking! You joker!
KB, when you were a kid.......

did the other guys make you play outfield?




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KlavierBauer
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Unless you've seen his dick, don't bet money on it. You know what they say about injuns...

Aside from all of the small penis jokes? No - I don't know what they say ... tell me?

In all my experience on the rez I never heard about injun junk - so I'd love to be let in on it. :)

Larry: No - I didn't play any team sports growing up.
I spent time all my time teaching myself to be better than everyone else on the planet.
At everything.
Especially humility.
And grammer.
And spellign.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Moonbat
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Larry: No - I didn't play any team sports growing up. I spent time all my time teaching myself to be better than everyone else on the planet. At everything.


:lol:
I am so using that one. :)
Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
Improviso
Sep 9 2011, 01:46 PM
KlavierBauer
Sep 9 2011, 01:42 PM
There's absolutely no possible way that your dick weighs more than NS's brain Larry - come on! You're joking! You joker!
Unless you've seen his dick, don't bet money on it. You know what they say about injuns... :lol:
You know what they say about guys who boast about the size of their knobs? :lol:
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Larry
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ou know what they say about guys who boast about the size of their knobs?



Psychology is an interesting thing......

You see, one can see my comment as being a reference to the large size of my knob, or one can see it as being a reference to the tiny size of NS's brain....


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Larry
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Larry: No - I didn't play any team sports growing up.
I spent time all my time teaching myself to be better than everyone else on the planet.
At everything.
Especially humility.
And grammer.
And spellign.



And spendin' them thar 40 hours each a'turnin' them thar Chinese pianers inta uneek wurks uf art?....
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Nope. not dying at all.

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Larry: No - I didn't play any team sports growing up. I spent time all my time teaching myself to be better than everyone else on the planet. At everything


That is sigworthy.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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KlavierBauer
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And spendin' them thar 40 hours each a'turnin' them thar Chinese pianers inta uneek wurks uf art?....


Nope - we never carried Chinese pianos - we took pride in our work.
I should correct myself, we carried them for a few months when the E series YCs first came out, but it took us so much work to get something that we didn't feel shameful delivering to people's home, that we obliterated any pricing advantage we had with them in the first place, so we decided to focus again on musical instruments.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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