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Topic Started: May 15 2006, 12:10 PM (95 Views)
Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.


On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.


On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.


On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.


On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.


On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.


On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.


On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.


On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.


On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.


On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.


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