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Monday afternoon caption contest
Topic Started: May 15 2006, 11:28 AM (268 Views)
Dewey
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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John D'Oh
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After extensive re-work on his needle, recent Christian convert Sheik Mustafafortune scours the area for one of the area's famous pygmy camels.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Dewey
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"Okay, I've developed a good Arab bottle opener - now all we need is a good Arab beer..."
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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Optimistic
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HOLY CARP!!!
Dammit, who warped my bubble wand?
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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"By the grace of Allah-- may his name be forever praised-- we will conquer the decadent Satan of Western Europe and the United States, and turn all "church keys" into "mosque keys".

The dogma lives loudly within me.
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LadyElton
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Dewey
May 15 2006, 02:28 PM
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"Al-Jazeera reported that a Muslim version of Hogan's Heros is in the works. Today there were auditions for the roll of Sheik Klink. "Hogan!""
Hilary aka LadyElton
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Dewey
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:lol:
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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FrankM
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Dewey
May 15 2006, 02:28 PM
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This x-ray lens is cool. But, hey, if that's what you Muslim women actually look like under all your garments and veils, then the Qur'an be infinitely praised!
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AlbertaCrude
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Dewey
May 15 2006, 11:28 AM
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Elementary my dear Watson- I am disguised as Peter O'Toole.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
AlbertaCrude
May 15 2006, 01:16 PM
Dewey
May 15 2006, 11:28 AM
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Despite the telephone cords, pillowcases and rusty churchkeys, Mr. Smith could not convince the nurses that he was, in fact, a Sheik and they his harem.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Radu
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Dewey
May 15 2006, 10:28 PM
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D.L.,I suppose you know very well what is the meaning of the key. It's the "Naqba" key or the "Catastrophe" key. The "Catastrophe" being the declaration of Independence of Israel on the 14-th of May as "viewed" by the arab population and the key symbolizing the key to their homes.
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