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Celebrities as they age; Part 2
Topic Started: May 13 2006, 08:57 AM (164 Views)
George K
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- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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tcmod
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George K
May 13 2006, 08:57 AM


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Dead girls don't say no, but you still have to buy them flowers
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iainhp
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Wait - what about all those tattoos that are going to stretch too......................

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George K
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True tattoo story:

About 8 months ago, I was in our bedroom, talking to my wife, and daughter #3 walks in.

"Sophie, tell dad."
"NO!"
"Tell Dad what?"
"Sophie!"
"NO!"
"Tell Dad WHAT??"
"NO!!!"
"Sophie, show him!"

So, she pulls down her pants, just to below the bikini line on her right hip, and there, with little red roses is a tattoo that says "Sophie." She ran out of the room....

What can you say?

About a month later, I'm driving her somewhere, and we had the following conversation.

"Sophie, this is the only conversation that you and I are going to have about your tattoo. I cannot unring the bell, so listen up. In my work I see many naked people, and because of that, I have seen many tattoos. I have seen good tattoos, I have seen bad tattoos. I have seen new tattoos, I have seen old tattoos. However, there's one thing I have never, ever seen."

"What's that, Dad?"

"A good old tattoo. And I want you to remember our conversation 35 years from now, when I am 90, and that cute little tattoo of 'Sophie' is hanging (drooping) down around your right knee. I am finished."

I hope I made my point.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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tcmod
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I really need a pic of the tattoo to help understand your story :wink:
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Reminds me of a lady I know who had a tulip tattoo -- it started as a rose.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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kenny
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Aging is a good thing.
It means you didn't die.

All this irrational insistence on youthful appearance is a brilliant and effective scam to turn every person into a customer for something.

It is very hard to shake this brainwashing; it is so pervasive.
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kenny
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But I also understand some of it is biological.
It's about an instinct to send as much of your DNA into the future as possible.

People of optimum breeding age are more likely to sucessfully send your DNA into the future.
Attractive people will produce attractive offspring that will be more likely to send your DNA further into the future.

Evolution has hard wired this beauty and breeding-age thing into our brains.
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