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The Letter from Iran
Topic Started: May 8 2006, 11:37 AM (197 Views)
George K
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Finally
Iran Letter Lifts Hopes

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has written to US President George W Bush in an attempt to ease tensions between Teheran and the West.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has written to US President George W Bush in an attempt to ease tensions between Teheran and the West.
The letter is the first publicly announced personal communication from an Iranian premier to a US president since ties were broken after the 1979 Islamic revolution.

Well....

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LEAK: Text of Iran President’s Letter to Bush
by Scott Ott

(2006-05-08) — Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s private letter to U.S. President George Bush proposing ‘new solutions‘ was also inadvertently emailed to Mr. Ahmadinejad’s ‘buddy list’, and so reached several major American news organizations yesterday.

It’s the first time since the 1979 revolution, that an Iranian leader has initiated direct contact with the President of the United States.

Below is a translation of the letter:

To: George Bush, president of the Great Satan, puppet of Zionists
Fr: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of peaceful Islamic Republic of Iran
Re: Recent tensions

Sorry it’s been so long. It hardly seems like 26 years since we held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days. Well, enough nostalgia.

Listen, I have some new ideas for how to end the tensions over our little nuclear energy project, and your crusade to let the Zionists take over the Muslim world.

I had a brainstorming session with the Guardian Council, and we came up with a lot of great solutions. But I know you’re busy putting down a Republican rebellion and trying to pull your approval rating out of the toilet (LOL), so I’ll just give you our top five ‘new solutions’.

5) Wipe Israel off the face of the map. Replace with goat ranch.
4) U.S. buys Iranian oil. I make threatening statements causing uncertainty in petroleum markets. We use the windfall profits to pay Russia to help us make nuclear devices, and to pay China to stop U.N. sanctions. U.S. continues to buy Iranian oil.
3) Get U.N. to adopt ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy regarding uranium enrichment.
2) Put Zionists in boxcars. Send back to Europe. Replace Israel with goat ranch.
1) U.S. joins global Muslim Caliphate, ensuring peace and bountiful supplies of enriched uranium for all of Allah’s people.

Feel free to choose more than one solution.

I know you have a lot on your plate — what with the threat of Nancy Pelosi becoming Speaker of the House — but try to get back to me quickly so we can get implementation on a fast track.

Yours in Peace,
Mahmoud
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i like the "Iranian Singles" adverstisement!
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LWpianistin
May 8 2006, 01:49 PM
i like the "Iranian Singles" adverstisement!

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HOLY CARP!!!
ivorythumper
May 8 2006, 01:51 PM
LWpianistin
May 8 2006, 01:49 PM
i like the "Iranian Singles" adverstisement!

The problem is, you don't know what you're going to find under the burnoose.

:huh: i don't know what you mean....but i'll try to figure it out.
And how are you today?
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
LWpianistin
May 8 2006, 02:54 PM
ivorythumper
May 8 2006, 01:51 PM
LWpianistin
May 8 2006, 01:49 PM
i like the "Iranian Singles" adverstisement!

The problem is, you don't know what you're going to find under the burnoose.

:huh: i don't know what you mean....but i'll try to figure it out.

Iran has led the Islamic world in sex change operations...
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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George K
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But No Soccer for the women!
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
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