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| What's the *worst* song to have sex to? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 7 2006, 05:37 PM (785 Views) | |
| JBryan | May 8 2006, 05:21 AM Post #26 |
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I am the grey one
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Or wierd Al Yankovich. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Larry | May 8 2006, 05:35 AM Post #27 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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The Inch Worm Song.......
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| apple | May 8 2006, 05:48 AM Post #28 |
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one of the angels
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Begin, My Tongue, Some Heavenly Theme deb
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| it behooves me to behold | |
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| DivaDeb | May 8 2006, 05:52 AM Post #29 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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fortunately, that one is not sung in my church...I b'lieve I might have some difficulty keeping a straight face :lol: |
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| big al | May 8 2006, 05:55 AM Post #30 |
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Bull-Carp
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I think apple and deb have some strange interpretation of what kind of "worst" this thread is about. It must have to do with that whole Calvinist good/bad dichotomy (If it feels really, really good, then it must be bad!?). Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| DivaDeb | May 8 2006, 06:09 AM Post #31 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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not at all, Al When going through the tunes, I couldn't be bothered to separate them into worst/best categories, and I was also too lazy to start a new thread. I just listed all the titles that seemed fraught with euphemism. |
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| LWpianistin | May 8 2006, 06:43 AM Post #32 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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wow. it almost seems as if those HAD to have been written as a joke :lol: |
| And how are you today? | |
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| DivaDeb | May 8 2006, 06:46 AM Post #33 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I know what you mean, LW...I had immediate...um...irreverant responses. Perhaps later, I shall do the C's
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| AlbertaCrude | May 8 2006, 06:54 AM Post #34 |
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Bull-Carp
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Captain Beefheart's Lick My Decals Off, Baby |
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| ivorythumper | May 8 2006, 10:04 AM Post #35 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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One of the real reasons that I am deeply religious.
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Jeffrey | May 8 2006, 08:57 PM Post #36 |
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Senior Carp
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Paradise by the Dashboard Lights - Meatloaf |
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| kentcouncil | May 8 2006, 09:03 PM Post #37 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I can't get no. Oh, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey That's what I say I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try I can't get no, I can't get no When I'm ridin' round the world, and I'm doin' this and I'm signin' that And I'm tryin' to make some girl, who tells me Baby, better come back maybe next week 'Cause you see I'm on a losing streak I can't get no. Oh, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey That's what I say. I can't get no, I can't get no I can't get no satisfaction, no satisfaction No satisfaction, no satisfaction |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| ivorythumper | May 9 2006, 09:21 AM Post #38 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Torn Between Two Lovers 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover It Doesn't Matter Anymore Alone Again Naturally To All the Girls I've Loved Before |
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| LadyElton | May 9 2006, 11:09 AM Post #39 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Some people have sex to religious music/hymns?
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| ivorythumper | May 9 2006, 11:21 AM Post #40 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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I love to hear MS sing "How Great Thou Art". But, as an aside, it's pretty strange at the beginning of Mass to hear the cantor say "Let's rise to greet Fr. Ken with the hymn 'Hail, Holy Queen'". :lol: |
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| phykell | May 9 2006, 11:27 AM Post #41 |
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Senior Carp
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Bat Out Of Hell - hey it works well for both the best and the worst
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Ghandhi Evil cannot be conquered in the world. It can only be resisted within oneself. Remember, bones heal and chicks dig scars | |
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| tcmod | May 9 2006, 12:38 PM Post #42 |
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Senior Carp
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"Thank Heaven For Little Girls" |
| Dead girls don't say no, but you still have to buy them flowers | |
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| ivorythumper | May 9 2006, 01:39 PM Post #43 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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"Solitary Man"-- well, maybe for some of you guys it works... |
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| tcmod | May 9 2006, 01:41 PM Post #44 |
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oh....like you've never polished one off!! :lol: |
| Dead girls don't say no, but you still have to buy them flowers | |
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| ivorythumper | May 9 2006, 01:45 PM Post #45 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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D00d -- I've got a beautiful hot young newlywedded wife. I've forgotten what single life is.
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| tcmod | May 9 2006, 01:51 PM Post #46 |
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Senior Carp
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what is with you man?? first you accuse some of us of whackin' off like monkeys and then you rub in the fact you got a hottie young wife!!you feeling okay? unlike you to lash out at the group like that
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| ivorythumper | May 9 2006, 02:28 PM Post #47 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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I'm feeling better than "ok" -- "ecstatic" is more like it. But no offense intended to anyone!
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