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| What's the *worst* song to have sex to? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 7 2006, 05:37 PM (786 Views) | |
| jon-nyc | May 7 2006, 05:37 PM Post #1 |
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Cheers
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Carl Orff's Carmina Burana? Maybe a Sorabji Sonata? How about the slow movement from Chopin's 2nd Sonata, you know, the Marche Funebre? And there's always the minute waltz. Flight of the bumblebees? |
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| pianojerome | May 7 2006, 05:40 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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4'33'' ? |
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| jon-nyc | May 7 2006, 05:40 PM Post #3 |
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Cheers
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50 ways to leave your lover? |
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| jon-nyc | May 7 2006, 05:42 PM Post #4 |
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Cheers
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wait, that was my suggestion in the 'best tunes' thread. |
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| pianojerome | May 7 2006, 05:46 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| DivaDeb | May 7 2006, 05:57 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Carmina Burana is not a song...it's bigger...much much bigger...than just a song. The cantata celebrates fortune, wealth, spring, overindulgence, erotic lust, substance abuse and gambling. All that hedonism and...bigness...in combination with the highly rhythmic and percussive, yea even pounding...erm...passages make this work not without erotic um...overtones ahem...perhaps I'll put it on and see what happens |
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| Luke's Dad | May 7 2006, 06:03 PM Post #7 |
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Emperor Pengin
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If you can't be...... With the one you love.... Love the one you're with! I definitely recommend you avoid playing this song during sex. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Nina | May 7 2006, 06:08 PM Post #8 |
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Senior Carp
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"Hey, look me over Give me a try...." |
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| George K | May 7 2006, 06:12 PM Post #9 |
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Finally
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Run for your life. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| LWpianistin | May 7 2006, 06:13 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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haha....only because it's one of the worst songs ever, i'm going to say Achy Breaky Heart X 100
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| Dewey | May 7 2006, 06:31 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"Take a Walk on the Wild Side"? :lol: |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| sue | May 7 2006, 06:33 PM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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oooh, I dunno....that could work for me
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| Dewey | May 7 2006, 06:38 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Nah, the lyrics are a little too "Crying Game" for me. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| sue | May 7 2006, 06:46 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Are they? I don't remember them all, maybe that's just as well. I think something like 'Let's get Physical' by whats-her-name would probably be the worst for me.
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| big al | May 7 2006, 06:50 PM Post #15 |
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Bull-Carp
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"She's got the jack" Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| apple | May 7 2006, 07:03 PM Post #16 |
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one of the angels
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the Barney song |
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| LWpianistin | May 7 2006, 07:41 PM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"I love you, you love me. We're a happy family! With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too!" (is it sad that i remember the words, and i wasn't even a Barney fan as a kid? now Sesame Street...that was my show! |
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| jodi | May 7 2006, 07:46 PM Post #18 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I can't believe women ever went to the gym dressed like that...
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Jodimy artlog ~ todayatmydesk.weebly.com | |
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| greg | May 7 2006, 07:49 PM Post #19 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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u cant touch this |
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| DivaDeb | May 7 2006, 09:07 PM Post #20 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Just for grins...I decided it might be funny to go down the list of hymns at cyberhymnal.org to find contenders for the best/worst list. Just in the A's and B's I was struck by the...implications of the following: Above The Trembling Elements Adore and Tremble For Our God Again, He'll Come Again Thy Glorious Sun Doth Rise Ah, Holy Jesus (um...I've heard that before, honest )All My Life I Had A Longing Almost Persuaded Always Enough Amidst Us Our Beloved Stands (for trios) And Let Our Bodies Part Are Ye Able? Are You Ready For The Coming? Are You Sowing The Seed? As Man And Woman We Were Made As Near The Wished For Port We Draw Asleep in Jesus (that crossed a line, I'm sure...sorry) At Thy Feet, O Christ (been there, done that) Awake My Soul, Awake My Tongue Be Firm and Be Faithful (I did not make that up...I swear) Be Ready To Go Beautiful Hands At the Gateway Tonight Begin, My Tongue, Some Heavenly Theme Behold My Servant, See Him Rise! Behold the Bridegroom Comes(this is too easy!) Behold the Hands Outstretched For Aid Blow Ye The Trumpet, Blow Bound Upon The Accursed Tree (for those who tend toward S&M) |
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| greg | May 7 2006, 09:45 PM Post #21 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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very naughty, divadeb.
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| "What do you think it is, stupid? It's a string for my lute." | |
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| George K | May 8 2006, 02:57 AM Post #22 |
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Finally
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And she stopped at the 'b's!
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 8 2006, 03:54 AM Post #23 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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B's? How about 'Big Balls' by ACDC? |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 8 2006, 03:57 AM Post #24 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Lyle Lovett.. 'She's No Lady, She's My Wife" |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| QuirtEvans | May 8 2006, 04:22 AM Post #25 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Anything by Alvin and the Chipmunks. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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very naughty, divadeb.

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