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What's the *worst* song to have sex to?
Topic Started: May 7 2006, 05:37 PM (784 Views)
jon-nyc
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Carl Orff's Carmina Burana?

Maybe a Sorabji Sonata?

How about the slow movement from Chopin's 2nd Sonata, you know, the Marche Funebre?

And there's always the minute waltz.

Flight of the bumblebees?
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pianojerome
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4'33''

?
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50 ways to leave your lover?
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pianojerome
May 7 2006, 09:40 PM
4'33''

?

wait, that was my suggestion in the 'best tunes' thread.
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jon-nyc
May 7 2006, 09:42 PM
pianojerome
May 7 2006, 09:40 PM
4'33''

?

wait, that was my suggestion in the 'best tunes' thread.

:doh:
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DivaDeb
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Carmina Burana is not a song...it's bigger...much much bigger...than just a song. The cantata celebrates fortune, wealth, spring, overindulgence, erotic lust, substance abuse and gambling.

All that hedonism and...bigness...in combination with the highly rhythmic and percussive, yea even pounding...erm...passages make this work not without erotic um...overtones

ahem...perhaps I'll put it on and see what happens

:devil:



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I definitely recommend you avoid playing this song during sex.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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haha....only because it's one of the worst songs ever, i'm going to say Achy Breaky Heart :puke: X 100
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"Take a Walk on the Wild Side"?

:lol:
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

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May 7 2006, 07:31 PM
"Take a Walk on the Wild Side"?

:lol:

oooh, I dunno....that could work for me :leaving:
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Dewey
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Nah, the lyrics are a little too "Crying Game" for me.
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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Dwain
May 7 2006, 07:38 PM
Nah, the lyrics are a little too "Crying Game" for me.

Are they? I don't remember them all, maybe that's just as well. ^_^

I think something like 'Let's get Physical' by whats-her-name would probably be the worst for me. :puke:
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apple
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the Barney song

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apple
May 7 2006, 07:03 PM
the Barney song

"I love you, you love me. We're a happy family! With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too!"


(is it sad that i remember the words, and i wasn't even a Barney fan as a kid? now Sesame Street...that was my show!
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sue
May 7 2006, 06:46 PM

I think something like 'Let's get Physical' by whats-her-name would probably be the worst for me. :puke:

I can't believe women ever went to the gym dressed like that...

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u cant touch this
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Just for grins...I decided it might be funny to go down the list of hymns at cyberhymnal.org to find contenders for the best/worst list. Just in the A's and B's I was struck by the...implications of the following:

Above The Trembling Elements
Adore and Tremble For Our God
Again, He'll Come
Again Thy Glorious Sun Doth Rise
Ah, Holy Jesus (um...I've heard that before, honest :P )
All My Life I Had A Longing
Almost Persuaded
Always Enough
Amidst Us Our Beloved Stands (for trios)
And Let Our Bodies Part
Are Ye Able?
Are You Ready For The Coming?
Are You Sowing The Seed?
As Man And Woman We Were Made
As Near The Wished For Port We Draw
Asleep in Jesus (that crossed a line, I'm sure...sorry)
At Thy Feet, O Christ (been there, done that)
Awake My Soul, Awake My Tongue

Be Firm and Be Faithful (I did not make that up...I swear)
Be Ready To Go
Beautiful Hands At the Gateway Tonight
Begin, My Tongue, Some Heavenly Theme
Behold My Servant, See Him Rise!
Behold the Bridegroom Comes(this is too easy!)
Behold the Hands Outstretched For Aid
Blow Ye The Trumpet, Blow
Bound Upon The Accursed Tree (for those who tend toward S&M)





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:tsktsk: very naughty, divadeb.


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greg
May 8 2006, 12:45 AM
very naughty, divadeb.

And she stopped at the 'b's! :eek:
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B's? How about 'Big Balls' by ACDC?

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