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| Joke of the Day - Morris and Esther | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 7 2006, 01:45 PM (113 Views) | |
| Riley | May 7 2006, 01:45 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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> >> Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every > >> year > >> Morris would say, > >> > >> "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." > >> Esther always replied , > >> > >> "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars. And 50 dollars is > >> 50 > >> dollars." > >> This year, Esther and Morris went to the fair and Morris said " Esther > >> I'm > >> 85 years old. > >> if I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." > >> Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars. And 50 dollars is > >> 50 > >> dollars." > >> The pilot overheard the couple and said, > >> > >> "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I will take both of you for a ride. If you > >> can > >> stay quiet for the entire > >> ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, > >> it's > >> 50 dollars." > >> Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. > >> The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. > >> He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. > >> When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, > >> > >> "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you > >> didn't. > >> I'm impressed!" > >> Morris replied, > >> > >> "Well, I was going to say something when Esther fell out, > >> > >> But 50 dollars is 50 dollars." |
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| ***musical princess*** | May 7 2006, 01:47 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| justme | May 7 2006, 02:01 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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