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Joke of the Day - Morris and Esther
Topic Started: May 7 2006, 01:45 PM (113 Views)
Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
> >> Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every
> >> year
> >> Morris would say,
> >>
> >> "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."
> >> Esther always replied ,
> >>
> >> "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars. And 50 dollars
is
> >> 50
> >> dollars."
> >> This year, Esther and Morris went to the fair and Morris said " Esther
> >> I'm
> >> 85 years old.
> >> if I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."
> >> Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars. And 50 dollars
is
> >> 50
> >> dollars."
> >> The pilot overheard the couple and said,
> >>
> >> "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I will take both of you for a ride. If
you
> >> can
> >> stay quiet for the entire
> >> ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word,
> >> it's
> >> 50 dollars."
> >> Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.
> >> The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
> >> He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
> >> When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said,
> >>
> >> "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you
> >> didn't.
> >> I'm impressed!"
> >> Morris replied,
> >>
> >> "Well, I was going to say something when Esther fell out,
> >>
> >> But 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
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