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Who is naughtier?; Dol vs. MP
Topic Started: May 7 2006, 11:54 AM (1,782 Views)
kenny
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I'm the naughtiest.
I'm a homo. :P
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justme
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kenny
May 7 2006, 06:08 PM
I'm the naughtiest.
I'm a homo. :P

No, I am.

I'm living in sin and raised a homo. :whome:
"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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***musical princess***
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The 89th Key
May 7 2006, 11:01 PM
Wow, MP...all sexual jokes aside, you could pose as a model. Your face gives that "model" look! :yes:

I think that photo looks slightly Calvin Klein esque.

:P

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It does!
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tcmod
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kenny
May 7 2006, 02:08 PM
I'm the naughtiest.
I'm a homo. :P

you do make a good point

you may submit a story only after I have received from MP and Dol...I will have to judge you by the exact opposite criteria as I would their stories though :wink:
Dead girls don't say no, but you still have to buy them flowers
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s54mo827
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Here are the stats - I included myself for comparison - but I'm not in the contest.

Musical Princess
Newcastle England - Sagittarius - Dec. 10, 1988 (18 years old (about).

Dol
Ontario, Canada - Gemini - June 19, 1976 - (30 years old).

s54mo827
boro in NYC - Cancer - July 6, 1963 (42 years old).


MP is ultra hot because she resides in England - IMHO - and she's a Sag. She's only 18 years old. She's a hot little baby. (My daughter is also 18 and extremely hot).

Dol is a resident of Ontario, Canada - also an extremely cool (hot) place. She's a Gemini (Madonna is a Gemini also - that is extremely hot).

s54mo827 - resides in NY - she's a Cancer with Libra rising. Has the same birthdate as George W. Bush and Nancy Reagan (may or may not be a plus). She's very extremely hot (believe me, I know), but not in the running.


Final result. I have to pick DOL! Based on age and experience!.

Final answer.

Sharon :smokin:
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s54mo827
May 7 2006, 02:17 PM
Here are the stats - I included myself for comparison - but I'm not in the contest.

Musical Princess
Newcastle England - Sagittarius - Dec. 10, 1988 (18 years old (about).

Dol
Ontario, Canada - Gemini - June 19, 1976 - (30 years old).

s54mo827
boro in NYC - Cancer - July 6, 1963 (42 years old).


MP is ultra hot because she resides in England - IMHO - and she's a Sag. She's only 18 years old. She's a hot little baby. (My daughter is also 18 and extremely hot).

Dol is a resident of Ontario, Canada - also an extremely cool (hot) place. She's a Gemini (Madonna is a Gemini also - that is extremely hot).

s54mo827 - resides in NY - she's a Cancer with Libra rising. Has the same birthdate as George W. Bush and Nancy Reagan (may or may not be a plus). She's very extremely hot (believe me, I know), but not in the running.


Final result. I have to pick DOL! Based on age and experience!.

Final answer.

Sharon :smokin:

you could have let them send me a story before you closed it down :mad2: :wink:

just on years of activity alone...I would say dol has done more...but I would not say it is a foregone conclusion that she is naughtier than MP...todays youth are very enlightened...experimental....energetic...lots of things in their favor
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MP - is this your body? Very beautiful. Very seductive.
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s54mo827
May 7 2006, 11:21 PM
MP - is this your body? Very beautiful. Very seductive.

Indeed.

:smile:

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kenny
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Hay
Is that an undergarment down there?

:hair:
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s54mo827
May 7 2006, 06:17 PM
Here are the stats - I included myself for comparison - but I'm not in the contest.

Musical Princess
Newcastle England - Sagittarius - Dec. 10, 1988 (18 years old (about).

Dol
Ontario, Canada - Gemini - June 19, 1976 - (30 years old).

s54mo827
boro in NYC - Cancer - July 6, 1963 (42 years old).


MP is ultra hot because she resides in England - IMHO - and she's a Sag. She's only 18 years old. She's a hot little baby. (My daughter is also 18 and extremely hot).

Dol is a resident of Ontario, Canada - also an extremely cool (hot) place. She's a Gemini (Madonna is a Gemini also - that is extremely hot).

s54mo827 - resides in NY - she's a Cancer with Libra rising. Has the same birthdate as George W. Bush and Nancy Reagan (may or may not be a plus). She's very extremely hot (believe me, I know), but not in the running.


Final result. I have to pick DOL! Based on age and experience!.

Final answer.

Sharon :smokin:

Three notes:

1. Post a picture of your daughter, let me be the judge!
2. Same bday as Bush and Mrs. Reagan? Thats hot. :P
3. You are biased...just cause you and Dol have the same name! :lol:
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kenny
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justme
May 7 2006, 02:10 PM
kenny
May 7 2006, 06:08 PM
I'm the naughtiest.
I'm a homo. :P

No, I am.

I'm living in sin and raised a homo. :whome:

But Jose and I are homos and MUST live in sin!
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kenny
May 7 2006, 11:27 PM
Hay
Is that an undergarment down there?

:hair:

What, you expect me to go commando ALL the time??

:P

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x Caroline x
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Klotz
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s54mo827
May 8 2006, 01:17 AM
Dol- June 19, 1976 - (30 years old).


From Andy Rooney of CBS 60 Minutes: -

"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her bestfriend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

A woman over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologise.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realise it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage..."

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tcmod
May 7 2006, 02:21 PM
you could have let them send me a story before you closed it down :mad2: :wink:

Close what down?
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kenny
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May 7 2006, 02:29 PM
kenny
May 7 2006, 11:27 PM
Hay
Is that an undergarment down there?

:hair:

What, you expect me to go commando ALL the time??

:P

x

No, for reals. . .

It's hard to tell if those are some dark panties or God's creation.
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kenny
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Klotz
May 7 2006, 02:29 PM
s54mo827
May 8 2006, 01:17 AM
Dol- June 19, 1976 - (30 years old).


From Andy Rooney of CBS 60 Minutes: -

"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her bestfriend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

A woman over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologise.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realise it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage..."

MEN under 30 are worthless too.

Well except for one thing.
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s54mo827
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The fun continues...... don't get angry. They're here - you'll have more fun...


Anyway....
You guys are a blast. I had a very interesting cyber day!

Take care and don't drink and drive. :D
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HOLY CARP!!!
kenny
May 7 2006, 11:32 PM
***musical princess***
May 7 2006, 02:29 PM
kenny
May 7 2006, 11:27 PM
Hay
Is that an undergarment down there?

:hair:

What, you expect me to go commando ALL the time??

:P

x

No, for reals. . .

It's hard to tell if those are some dark panties or God's creation.

:lol:

Put it this way, God's creation was removed from that area a long time ago.

:P

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x Caroline x
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No, for reals. . .

It's hard to tell if those are some dark panties or God's creation.


Here's a hint. Look at what's next to her left thumb. If that's not an undergarment ....

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It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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I am number 6. Does that count for anything?
Number 6: Who are you?
Number 2: The new Number 2.
Number 6: Who is Number 1?
Number 2: You are Number 6.
Number 6: I am not a number, I am a free man.
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Klotz
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***musical princess***
May 8 2006, 01:41 AM
Put it this way, God's creation was removed from that area a long time ago.


Quiz : Where do women have thick curly hairs ?

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In Africa !
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big al
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Ok, I had to pick a write-in. It's a toss-up between kathyk and plays. Women who wear Birkenstocks and don't shave are inherently naughty and southern belles are way beyond naughty, they are just too discreet to let it show.

Big Al
Location: Western PA

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-bachophile
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:D
:) Jodi
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BIG AL! you are TOO smooooooth! :biggrin:
"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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