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It's about bloody time....
Topic Started: May 5 2006, 11:17 AM (293 Views)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4975938.stm

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He has been sacked! :lol:
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And those responsible for sacking him have been sacked.
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The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been
sacked.
The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last minute.
Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
Producer
MARK FORSTATER
Assisted By
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES
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Don't get me wrong, I'm really pleased he got sacked but I still find the whole thing strange, that he supposedly offered his resignation and it was declined. Next thing is he's sacked! It really is quite odd...

MP, did you notice that Prescott ("Two Shags") has been outed in the Sun as having a, (ahem) 2" chipolata by his mistress and that he's lost control over his department as a result of the disastrous local election results? Of course, he's still deputy PM somehow, despite his campaign against Tory sleaze many years ago, and he's still costing the taxpayer approximately a quarter of a million each year yet Blair constantly goes on about being cost-efficient!
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phykell
May 7 2006, 04:01 AM
MP, did you notice that Prescott ("Two Shags") has been outed in the Sun as having a, (ahem) 2" chipolata by his mistress

Well if it's in The Sun then it must be true. :rolleyes:

I've always wondered what kind of person would tell the papers about their former lover's bits and bobs. The same kind of person who'd have an affair with John Prescott in the first place, I guess. The Labour Party really has become indistuingishable from the cesspool of corruption that used to be the Tory party under Thatcher and Major. It's a good thing there's so many alternatives, isn't it?
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John D'Oh
May 7 2006, 10:40 AM
phykell
May 7 2006, 04:01 AM
MP, did you notice that Prescott ("Two Shags") has been outed in the Sun as having a, (ahem)  2" chipolata by his mistress

Well if it's in The Sun then it must be true. :rolleyes:

I've always wondered what kind of person would tell the papers about their former lover's bits and bobs. The same kind of person who'd have an affair with John Prescott in the first place, I guess. The Labour Party really has become indistuingishable from the cesspool of corruption that used to be the Tory party under Thatcher and Major. It's a good thing there's so many alternatives, isn't it?

John, you've been across the pond for too long. How dare you cast aspersions against the bedrock of the British news media that is "THE SUN" !!! ;) :P
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May 7 2006, 07:42 AM

John, you've been across the pond for too long. How dare you cast aspersions against the bedrock of the British news media that is "THE SUN" !!! ;) :P

I apologise. Yes, I must admit I'd forgotten what a fantastic paper it truly is, and when I say fantastic, I mean that literally. :P

Like many of Mr. Murdoch's fine publications and programs, it gives a whole new meaning to quality.
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I had the same reaction as John when i read what the source was. :wink:

But then i did read something similar in the Daily Mail which is slightly more credible i suppose. :P

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John D'Oh
May 7 2006, 07:12 AM
I apologise. Yes, I must admit I'd forgotten what a fantastic paper it truly is, and when I say fantastic, I mean that literally. :P

Like many of Mr. Murdoch's fine publications and programs, it gives a whole new meaning to quality.

I never get past Page 3.
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kentcouncil
May 7 2006, 11:58 AM
I never get past Page 3.

LOL!


(if you don't know what he's talking about google "Sun Page 3")
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jon-nyc
May 7 2006, 05:14 PM
kentcouncil
May 7 2006, 11:58 AM
I never get past Page 3.

LOL!


(if you don't know what he's talking about google "Sun Page 3")

Better give you a warning before you do that!! Make sure you are alone!!!

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