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Peacekeepers Needed At Ikea; The 10th Ghurka Rifles no less
Topic Started: Apr 20 2006, 11:10 AM (126 Views)
JBryan
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You there! Not so close to those cars with that shopping cart!


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060417/wl_uk...s_DKIHJKb2gOrgF
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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John D'Oh
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Now that is one group of people you really don't want to upset. I don't think I'd even feel comfortable laughing at all the stupid names IKEA gives to it's furniture with those guys wandering around, and the unintentional Swedish humour is as much fun as any self-respecting male ever gets in that bloody shop.

[Muppets chef voice]
And now, we are going to buy a book-case that is called 'Spentklick'. Okey Dokey.
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What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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JBryan
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Legend has it these guys emerge from the womb holding that knife.

Those would be some rough deliveries.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Phlebas
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I still say they should have been the first ones into Afghan. in 2001.

Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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ivorythumper
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John D'Oh
Apr 20 2006, 12:37 PM
Now that is one group of people you really don't want to upset. I don't think I'd even feel comfortable laughing at all the stupid names IKEA gives to it's furniture with those guys wandering around, and the unintentional Swedish humour is as much fun as any self-respecting male ever gets in that bloody shop.

[Muppets chef voice]
And now, we are going to buy a book-case that is called 'Spentklick'. Okey Dokey.
[/Muppets chef voice]

They really expect someone to buy a lamp called "Flifukt" or "Flyfahrt"?
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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