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Impossible things to say when drunk...
Topic Started: Apr 4 2006, 11:48 AM (192 Views)
***musical princess***
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...


a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon



Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate




Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk....

a) Nope, no more booze for me.
b) No kebab for me, thank you.
c) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
d) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
e) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
f) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.


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x Caroline x
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sue
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d) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
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kenny
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I will now play this J.S. Bach Four Part Fugue.
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DivaDeb
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kenny
Apr 4 2006, 12:26 PM
I will now play this J.S. Bach Four Part Fugue.

you're gonna fugue it up, Kenny...
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Qaanaaq-Liaaq
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Here's another one: mortar forker: a person who rakes cement with a pitch fork.
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Improviso
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

Gee honey... sex tonight??? I dunno. I'm not sure I can get it up perform after chugging 27 beers consuming a couple of drinks after work.
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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