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| Impossible things to say when drunk... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 4 2006, 11:48 AM (192 Views) | |
| ***musical princess*** | Apr 4 2006, 11:48 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk.... a) Nope, no more booze for me. b) No kebab for me, thank you. c) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? d) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. e) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. f) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| sue | Apr 4 2006, 11:52 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol:
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| kenny | Apr 4 2006, 12:26 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I will now play this J.S. Bach Four Part Fugue. |
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| DivaDeb | Apr 4 2006, 12:58 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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you're gonna fugue it up, Kenny... |
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| Qaanaaq-Liaaq | Apr 4 2006, 01:10 PM Post #5 |
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Senior Carp
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Here's another one: mortar forker: a person who rakes cement with a pitch fork. |
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| Improviso | Apr 4 2006, 02:26 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... Gee honey... sex tonight??? I dunno. I'm not sure I can |
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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