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| George K | Apr 2 2006, 12:23 PM Post #1 |
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Apr 2 2006, 12:25 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| schindler | Apr 2 2006, 12:28 PM Post #3 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| We're all mad here! | |
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| The 89th Key | Apr 2 2006, 04:30 PM Post #4 |
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| kathyk | Apr 2 2006, 04:35 PM Post #5 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Hey, I cleaned my house yesterday.
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Hey, I cleaned my house yesterday.
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