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| A funny joke I got in an email; ...WARNING: adult humor | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 23 2006, 07:51 AM (95 Views) | |
| The 89th Key | Mar 23 2006, 07:51 AM Post #1 |
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> >Harry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in >the > >hell have you been?" > > > >Harry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." > > > >"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" > > > >"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. > > > >"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in >disdain. > > > >"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed >on his > >privates?" > > > >"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. > > > >Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. > > > >Three, I like how money feels in my hand. > > > >And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right >here at > >home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." |
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| Larry | Mar 23 2006, 08:12 AM Post #2 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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To which she replied, "Don't look now, but it seems your account has lost 90 cents on the dollar." |
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