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A funny joke I got in an email; ...WARNING: adult humor
Topic Started: Mar 23 2006, 07:51 AM (95 Views)
The 89th Key
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> >Harry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in
>the
> >hell have you been?"
> >
> >Harry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
> >
> >"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
> >
> >"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
> >
> >"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
>disdain.
> >
> >"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed
>on his
> >privates?"
> >
> >"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
> >
> >Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
> >
> >Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
> >
> >And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
>here at
> >home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
To which she replied, "Don't look now, but it seems your account has lost 90 cents on the dollar."
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