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Have you ever tried bestiality?
Topic Started: Mar 21 2006, 09:47 AM (2,000 Views)
Kincaid
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HOLY CARP!!!
FrankM, you shur have a purty mouth...
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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Luke's Dad
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Do monkeys count? I mean, come on! They're almost the same as us!
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Mar 21 2006, 03:18 PM
Do monkees count? I mean, come on! They're almost the same as us!

I once slept with Mickey Dolenz. He wasn't that great, truth be told.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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John D'Oh
Mar 21 2006, 04:33 PM
Luke's Dad
Mar 21 2006, 03:18 PM
Do monkees count? I mean, come on! They're almost the same as us!

I once slept with Mickey Dolenz. He wasn't that great, truth be told.

I always had my suspicions!
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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:unsure: ....some of you people scare me.......... ;)


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Kincaid
Mar 21 2006, 03:11 PM
FrankM, you shur have a purty mouth...

Why thank you!

You're pretty hot yourself! :hearts:
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I used to be A Daydream Believer, so I decided to Listen To the Band. He told me it would be just a bit of Good Clean Fun, but I saw him looking at this Randy Scouse Git. He asked me if I'd mind Goin' Down, so I ran off and caught the Last Train to Clarksville, hoping to find The Girl I knew Somewhere.


Help. Someone get me a life.
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George K
Mar 21 2006, 02:28 PM
(the person who sent this to me knows who s/he is. Thanks!)

A young Amish boy, Little Johnny, is sitting on his bed reading the Bible. Suddenly his father storms in, grabs him, and drags him out into the pasture.

In the pasture is one sheep chewing grass. His father points to the sheep and says, "Thou hast had sex with yon sheep!"

Little Johnny kneels and says, "Father forgive me for I did indeed spill my seed in yon lowly beast."

Saddened, his father says, "Thou art forgiven my son. But know this... there will be REAL trouble if I taste it again."

No problem, George! ;) The thanks actually goes to Mister Soak at http://www.humorofhades.com/ .
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Is this bestiality?
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As a good friend of mine says: "Women! You can't live with them, and sheep can't cook!"
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John D'Oh
Mar 21 2006, 12:46 PM
I used to be A Daydream Believer, so I decided to Listen To the Band. He told me it would be just a bit of Good Clean Fun, but I saw him looking at this Randy Scouse Git. He asked me if I'd mind Goin' Down, so I ran off and caught the Last Train to Clarksville, hoping to find The Girl I knew Somewhere.


Help. Someone get me a life.

Just another Pleasant Valley Sunday, huh John?

(shoulda slept with Davey, he was cuter)
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Finally
Jail and deportation for expat for sexually assaulting cow

By Salah Al Debarky

22 March 2006


FUJAIRAH — A Bangladeshi labourer allegedly turned into a wild beast after dashing into a cattle pen and sexually assaulting a cow. He was detained and referred to the court, which sentenced him to six months in jail to be followed by deportation.

Court records showed that a national heard abnormal sounds coming out of his cattle pen. When opening the door and checking, he found a Bangladeshi labourer, identified as M.Z., sexually assaulting a cow. He took hold of him and called the police. The man, who was arrested, admitted to his crime, while the cow was sent for medical examination. The accused was arraigned to the prosecution, which charged him with committing an abnormal and unnatural act, trespassing on the national’s pen without permission. Although the medical examination of the cow does not assert the sexual assault, the labourer was referred to the Court of First Instance, which exonerated him for lack of evidence.

The prosecution, however, contested the verdict with the Court of Appeal, spotlighting that the labourer had confessed to his crime. Besides, both the pen owner and another witness testified that they saw the labourer without pants. Accordingly, the court sentenced the convict to six months in prison, to be followed by deportation after the completion of the jail term.
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I once dated a diabetic dog. Does that count?
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I once woke up next to a pig.... :whome:

Hey - it made me stop drinking!......
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