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Paging Mr. Schwetty.. Mr. Schwetty!
Topic Started: Mar 21 2006, 06:42 AM (123 Views)
George K
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No longer able to resist his Schwetty Balls, man accused of stuffing about two-dozen containers of deodorant down his pants

Man Accused Of Deodorant Heist

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. -- A 28-year-old Bridgeport man is facing theft and weapons charges in a hygiene heist from a drug store on Friday, police said.

Emilio Dominguez is accused of stuffing about two-dozen containers of Secret deodorant in his pants and jacket, police said.

Police said he then claimed to have AIDS and threatened to stab a clerk with a needle.

Police said Dominguez hopped on a mountain bike for his getaway and was captured a short time and a short distance later.

Dominguez was charged with sixth-degree larceny, carrying a dangerous weapon and threatening. He was jailed on $20,000 bond.
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George K
Mar 21 2006, 06:42 AM
No longer able to resist his Schwetty Balls, man accused of stuffing about two-dozen containers of deodorant down his pants

Man Accused Of Deodorant Heist

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. -- A 28-year-old Bridgeport man is facing theft and weapons charges in a hygiene heist from a drug store on Friday, police said.

Emilio Dominguez is accused of stuffing about two-dozen containers of Secret deodorant in his pants and jacket, police said.

Police said he then claimed to have AIDS and threatened to stab a clerk with a needle.

Police said Dominguez hopped on a mountain bike for his getaway and was captured a short time and a short distance later.

Dominguez was charged with sixth-degree larceny, carrying a dangerous weapon and threatening. He was jailed on $20,000 bond.

If it was Secret how did the police know the cans were there?
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"Secret: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

Now there's someone who's going to be doing hard time.
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George K
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kenny
Mar 21 2006, 08:45 AM
If it was Secret how did the police know the cans were there?

:doh:

"Is that a can of deodorant in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
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