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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 20 2006, 09:00 PM (1,169 Views) | |
| kenny | Mar 20 2006, 09:00 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ever? Anything? Even just kissing? Even once? Even if you were intoxicated? |
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| Jack Frost | Mar 20 2006, 09:04 PM Post #2 |
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Bull-Carp
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Nope. Not intererested, thanks. jf |
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| Bond, James Bond | Mar 20 2006, 09:07 PM Post #3 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Surely you are not serious. |
| Like Austin Powers, only more mature. | |
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| kenny | Mar 20 2006, 09:08 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Don't call me surely.![]() And, whassa big deal? I tried straight sex. I'm not ashamed to admit it. It was gross, but at least I gave it the old college try. |
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| Bond, James Bond | Mar 20 2006, 09:14 PM Post #5 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Is the opposite of 'straight' sex 'twisted' sex? |
| Like Austin Powers, only more mature. | |
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| Axtremus | Mar 20 2006, 09:20 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Is the opposite of 'gay' sex 'miserable' sex? |
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| kenny | Mar 20 2006, 09:23 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Is the opposite of aural sex a hand job? |
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| George K | Mar 20 2006, 09:28 PM Post #8 |
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Finally
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Ax, sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's still pretty damn good.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| The 89th Key | Mar 20 2006, 09:56 PM Post #9 |
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Thread titles like this are going to keep me from checking this at work!
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| ***musical princess*** | Mar 20 2006, 11:57 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Once. The numbers are quite suprising. x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| QuirtEvans | Mar 21 2006, 02:21 AM Post #11 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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No no, never never, unh unh unh. That mental image, though, MP ...
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| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 21 2006, 03:07 AM Post #12 |
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MAMIL
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I'm another no. I'm resisting the temptation to do a numbers joke, MP. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Matt G. | Mar 21 2006, 03:58 AM Post #13 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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I don't understand the question. Do you mean, attempted but not succeeded?
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| kenny | Mar 21 2006, 04:22 AM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Matt, I'd explain but don't want to get 89 in trouble. Hey, that's it. Did you ever do anything that would get 89 worked up into a tizzy? |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 21 2006, 04:22 AM Post #15 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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No, no no. Twisted sex is an ADJUNCT to straight sex. One must have lots of tools in the box.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| dolmansaxlil | Mar 21 2006, 04:36 AM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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That depends. Is kissing someone in the context of a performance included? If so, then yes. If not, then no. That said, unlike most straight men, the idea of sex with someone of the same gender isn't totally repulsive to me. But I've had the opportunity several times and have never indulged, so obviously it's not high on my list of priorities. |
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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| Axtremus | Mar 21 2006, 05:26 AM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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What sort of performance? Is it on video? |
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| George K | Mar 21 2006, 05:51 AM Post #18 |
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Finally
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Actually I have to change my answer. If gay means happy, I have had gay sex. In fact, my ex-wife used to laugh during sex with me all the time. Didn't matter what she was reading......
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| sue | Mar 21 2006, 06:50 AM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: Oh, for sure. |
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| Nina | Mar 21 2006, 07:04 AM Post #20 |
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Senior Carp
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I think aural sex is phone sex. I might be wrong, though. Bloody homonyms at it again.
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| George K | Mar 21 2006, 07:05 AM Post #21 |
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Finally
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Is Kenny bleeding? |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| DivaDeb | Mar 21 2006, 07:07 AM Post #22 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I was trying to figure out how one had sex in one's ear... thanks for the clarification, Nina
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| kenny | Mar 21 2006, 07:08 AM Post #23 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Actually I was thinking ASL as the alternative for the deaf.![]() Man, I'm a great writer, huh?
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 21 2006, 07:12 AM Post #24 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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By slipping up softly behind you, wrapping my arms around your waist, pulling you back to me, kissing, nibbling and getly sucking on your earlobe... Why do you ask?
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| JBryan | Mar 21 2006, 07:23 AM Post #25 |
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I am the grey one
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Found my lunch. Now, I am off to lose it again. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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