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| How many people have you had sex with? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 20 2006, 08:04 PM (451 Views) | |
| kenny | Mar 20 2006, 08:04 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Be honest. Think back. Way back. Count carefully. |
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| Jack Frost | Mar 20 2006, 08:07 PM Post #2 |
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Bull-Carp
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Every one mattered. No one nighters here. jf |
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| Larry | Mar 20 2006, 08:22 PM Post #3 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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That's what all the guys who can't get any say, Jack..... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| JBryan | Mar 20 2006, 08:24 PM Post #4 |
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I am the grey one
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One......at a time. Oh, wait. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Jack Frost | Mar 20 2006, 08:24 PM Post #5 |
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Bull-Carp
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Larry, I got plenty enough but not too much. I don't believe in waste or exploitation. And I am not into that macho stuff like you. Believe me when I tell you...i am saited. jf |
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| Larry | Mar 20 2006, 08:32 PM Post #6 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I hate to be the one to break this to you at your age, but "getting a piece" doesn't mean there's less of it later..... you won't use it up, Jack..... and it's only exploitation if the girl isn't getting back as much as she's giving - or if you're taking it from an unwilling partner.... And in honor of your new sig line, I appreciate you giving me something to return the favor with... Believe me when I tell you...i am saited.....
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Jack Frost | Mar 20 2006, 08:35 PM Post #7 |
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Bull-Carp
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OK Larry, you go f**k every girl you can and i will stick with the ones i love. No argument. Let the devil decide who is right.... jf |
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| JBryan | Mar 20 2006, 08:37 PM Post #8 |
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I am the grey one
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I think the devil ****s everything that moves so you might not want to leave it up to him. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Bond, James Bond | Mar 20 2006, 08:40 PM Post #9 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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On the other hand, all of my women were sated tr.v. sat·ed, sat·ing, sates To satisfy (an appetite) fully. To satisfy to excess. |
| Like Austin Powers, only more mature. | |
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| JBryan | Mar 20 2006, 08:41 PM Post #10 |
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I am the grey one
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Are you sure you are not confusing that with "seated"? |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Larry | Mar 20 2006, 08:45 PM Post #11 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Jack, Jack.... I know it's frustrating to you that you couldn't get any when you were young, but it's ok..... I'm not talking about having sex with lots of women now Jack, I did that in my younger days. Today, I'm just like you - I only have sex with one woman. Although, you *did* say you'd stick with the *ones* (plural) you love, so maybe you're having sex with more than one? |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| George K | Mar 20 2006, 08:47 PM Post #12 |
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Finally
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A guy starts talking to two women in a bar. They turn out to be Siamese twins and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other. He thinks the first one might get bored watching, so he asks her what she'd like to do. She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd love to play your trombone." So she plays it while he makes love to her sister. A few weeks later, the girls are walking past his apartment building. One of the girls says, "Let's stop up and see that guy." The other girl says, "It's been a few weeks. Do you think he'll remember us?" |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| DivaDeb | Mar 20 2006, 09:01 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Twins Apropos of that, these men were married to different women and had children with their wives, one fathering 10, the other 11. Logistically interesting.... |
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| Jack Frost | Mar 20 2006, 09:03 PM Post #14 |
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Bull-Carp
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Double Shot Of My Baby's Love....Too many Teardrops! Larry, none of you beeswax! jf |
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| garrett | Mar 20 2006, 10:25 PM Post #15 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Perhaps the title of this thread should be renamed to "How many people have had sex with you".
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| John D'Oh | Mar 21 2006, 03:10 AM Post #16 |
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MAMIL
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Should I include myself in the numbers? |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| JBryan | Mar 21 2006, 04:58 AM Post #17 |
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I am the grey one
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:lol: |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| George K | Mar 21 2006, 05:13 AM Post #18 |
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Finally
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It's OK, John. Just think of it as making love with someone you really really like. (Good mornin' )
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| bachophile | Mar 21 2006, 06:18 AM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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i see we are at a 19% virgin population... makes u think.... |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| apple | Mar 21 2006, 06:29 AM Post #20 |
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one of the angels
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how about -'how many people did you wish you had sex with? |
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| Rick Zimmer | Mar 21 2006, 06:47 AM Post #21 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I'm waiting for "How many people on TNCR have you had sex with, excluding your spouse?"
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| [size=4]Violence is incompatible with the nature of God and the nature of the soul -- Benedict XVI[/size] | |
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