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Explanation of Life
Topic Started: Mar 12 2006, 09:02 AM (120 Views)
Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
> On the first day, God created the dog and said:
>
> "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes
> in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty
> years."
>
> The dog said:
>
> "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll
> give you back the other ten?"
>
> So God agreed
>
> On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
> "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
> For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
>
> The monkey said:
> "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to
> perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
>
> And God agreed.
>
> On the third day, God created the cow and said:
> "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer
> under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's
> family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
>
> The cow said:
> "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.
How
> about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
>
> And God agreed again.
>
> On the fourth day, God created man and said:
> "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give
you
> twenty years."
>
> But man said:
> "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty
> the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog
> gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
>
> "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
>
> So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy

> ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support
> our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain
> the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front
> porch and bark at everyone.
>
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"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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