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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 12 2006, 09:02 AM (120 Views) | |
| Riley | Mar 12 2006, 09:02 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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> On the first day, God created the dog and said: > > "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes > in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty > years." > > The dog said: > > "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll > give you back the other ten?" > > So God agreed > > On the second day, God created the monkey and said: > "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. > For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." > > The monkey said: > "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to > perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" > > And God agreed. > > On the third day, God created the cow and said: > "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer > under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's > family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." > > The cow said: > "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How > about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" > > And God agreed again. > > On the fourth day, God created man and said: > "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you > twenty years." > > But man said: > "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty > the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog > gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" > > "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." > > So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy > ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support > our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain > the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front > porch and bark at everyone. > |
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| ***musical princess*** | Mar 12 2006, 09:34 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| x Caroline x | |
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| justme | Mar 12 2006, 09:53 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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