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Are You Pregnant?
Topic Started: Mar 11 2006, 03:58 AM (200 Views)
George K
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Finally
Online Pregnancy Tester

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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

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***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
:o


It's the Immaculate Conception!!!


Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Caroline Kill! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!



:P

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x Caroline x
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dolmansaxlil
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HOLY CARP!!!
Excellent! I am pregnant with the Neighbour Kid's child. We're going to have an 8lb 2oz baby boy with black hair and blue eyes named Austin Dale Neighbour Kid.

Contributions to his college fund may be sent to me through PayPal.
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John D'Oh
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Unexpected news there. I knew I shouldn't have had that last drink.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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JBryan
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I put in George's name and guess what:

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Congratulations, George K.! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.


Congratulations, George!



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It's A Girl!

George K., you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 16 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.


Bad news though:

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Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .



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Your wife may be less than thrilled with your penchant for Boss Hogg.

http://thepregnancytester.com/image.php?da...g&LBS=15&OZS=16[
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George K
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beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 16 oz


Did a C-Section yesterday morning. Kid weighed 11lb 14oz. I was impressed. We told the mom that the kid will be able to carry her suitcase to the car - if he puts down his cigar long enough.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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DivaDeb
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YIKES

I had a friend who delivered (not surgically) a baby that size. Sheesh! I thought mine were plenty big!
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HOLY CARP!!!
eeeeeeeekkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!! my baby girl's father is Schwarzenegger :( :unsure: :hair:
And how are you today?
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HOLY CARP!!!
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