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CrashTest's advice on Women Part IV: The Rejection
Topic Started: Mar 10 2006, 03:16 PM (226 Views)
CrashTest
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Edit: That's right, I am too cool w/ teh ladies so I wouldn't know about rejection!

(Since I am considered the leading expert on women here, I'll give you losers one tip: Orange soda is just as good as woman. Seriously. Tasty orange soda.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
O RLY?
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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CrashTest
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Yes, I am encasing myself in a fantasy world of denial, and faeries!



edit: Not the those type of faeries, I mean the ones who give you money for your teeth.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
U BEEN DATING UGLY WOMEN
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
You might have better luck with the faeries. I hear they like 'em young.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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CrashTest
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I'll take some ugly women, it's better than this here can of spinach. :(
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Dewey
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Well, orange soda is really good. Especially like the old Nehi orange soda, with carbonation so sharp that it could cut your tongue. But better than women? Um, no, Crash.
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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ZOOOOOM!
lolzn00bs!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!eleventyone
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Top Ten Reasons Why Nehi Orange Soda Is Better Than A Woman

10. You can suck it dry any time you want, and it never expects you to talk to it.
9. No matter how long you leave it on the shelf, it's bottom stays the same shape...
8. It tastes better with a Moon Pie.
7. It doesn't fart and then deny it, or blame it on you.
6. There's no stigma attached to tossing out an old Nehi Soda....... :D
5. After it's all used up, the bottle is still worth something...
4. You can have as many Nehi Orange Sodas as you want, all at once if you want, and no one cares.
3. Once you pay for a Nehi Soda, you can stop paying.
2. Nehi Sodas don't care what channel you watch.

and the number one reason......

1. Even Crashtest can get a Nehi Orange Soda......



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CrashTest
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Dewey
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HOLY CARP!!!
:lol:
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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