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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 10 2006, 12:47 PM (336 Views) | |
| Chuck Norris | Mar 10 2006, 12:47 PM Post #1 |
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| JBryan | Mar 10 2006, 12:53 PM Post #2 |
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I am the grey one
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I didn't think Chuck Norris had a birthday. I thought he was just here when the earth cooled. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| DivaDeb | Mar 10 2006, 12:54 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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more important birthdays are happening today. My baby is 12! |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 10 2006, 12:57 PM Post #4 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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All right, a bday party!!! Any special plans, Deb? |
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| DivaDeb | Mar 10 2006, 01:30 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Just the family today. Presents, cake etc. I just posted some pics in the pic thread, she got a new leo and wanted to have new pointe pics taken. She looks so much taller than the pics I took in class just a couple months ago. GEE WHIZ!!!! Here's one, the others are in the thread up top.
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| Bond, James Bond | Mar 10 2006, 02:19 PM Post #6 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Happy Birthday DD's Daughter. Morris: Nobody cares. |
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| Mr. T | Mar 10 2006, 03:34 PM Post #7 |
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You are pathetic, fool. I pity you. |
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| Kincaid | Mar 10 2006, 03:41 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Deb! What a gorgeous photo! Just got to get the girl from blocking that sexy piano! |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| DivaDeb | Mar 10 2006, 04:01 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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heh...in this mother's eyes, they're both beautiful. And thank God the piano is still the sexy one
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| Kincaid | Mar 10 2006, 04:04 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I know what you mean, Deb. My oldest turns 16 on the 23rd. So far, no boyfriends. My luck won't hold out much longer. Did I tell you she just spent $60 on a swimsuit?! |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Mar 10 2006, 04:25 PM Post #11 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Crashtest will be callin in two years.
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| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Kincaid | Mar 10 2006, 04:31 PM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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![]() 'Nuff said. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| DivaDeb | Mar 10 2006, 04:35 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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seems like she should get more for her 60 bucks, huh?
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| Kincaid | Mar 10 2006, 04:37 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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It was a modest two piece suit and then she added a cotton wrap for good measure, but I think JC Penney probably paid all of 28 cents to get it in their store. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Mar 10 2006, 04:39 PM Post #15 |
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Like that would stop him. Besides, I'm afraid the Crashtests of this world outnumber all the shells you could buy.
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| Number 6 | Mar 10 2006, 04:40 PM Post #16 |
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Junior Carp
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Are you number 1? Or are you an imposter? |
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Number 6: Who are you? Number 2: The new Number 2. Number 6: Who is Number 1? Number 2: You are Number 6. Number 6: I am not a number, I am a free man. | |
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| Kincaid | Mar 10 2006, 05:08 PM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You're right, she needs the gun, not me. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| The 89th Key | Mar 10 2006, 05:27 PM Post #18 |
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Better than wearing nothing.
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| Larry | Mar 10 2006, 08:06 PM Post #19 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Which means Deb won't have anything to worry about, since given Crash's description of his love life, |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| JBryan | Mar 10 2006, 08:17 PM Post #20 |
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I have one of those. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Axtremus | Mar 10 2006, 08:17 PM Post #21 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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All you overly protective parents of teen-age daughters, no need to buy guns, just feed your daughter, forcefully if you must, to make them all morbidly obese. The bigger they are, literally, the smaller the likelihood of all the CrashTests in the world trying to crash into them.
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| CrashTest | Mar 10 2006, 08:28 PM Post #22 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Axtremus, is that a fat chix joke!? It is true, fathers, if you want to protect your daughters, make them fat chix! But they will suffer emotionally due to this, so it's catch 22. |
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| Larry | Mar 10 2006, 08:31 PM Post #23 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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The fat girl She always stayed inside and played piano And she told her mother The children made her cry And her mother told her They don't mean it They don't mean it They don't mean it They don't mean it Now the fat girl She ain't fat no more And lord how she plays piano And she sings loud And she sings low And she sings of love And blind passion......... But she don't mean it She don't mean it She don't mean it She don't mean it |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Larry | Mar 10 2006, 08:34 PM Post #24 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I said I don't like hippies And I don't like cornbread And I don't like much I said I don't like hippies And I don't like cornbread And I don't like much But that's okay Fat babies have no pride Fat babies have no pride Fat babies have no pride And that's okay Who needs pride I like you 'Cause you like me And you don't like much I like you 'Cause you like me And you don't like much And that's okay 'Cause fat babies have no pride Fat babies have no pride Fat babies have no pride And that's okay Who needs pride Fat babies make me sick Fat babies make me ill All that fat baby drooling And that fat baby smell I said I don't like hippies And I don't like cornbread And I don't like much But I like you 'Cause you like me And you don't like much And that's okay 'Cause fat babies have no pride Fat babies have no pride Fat babies have no pride And that's okay Who needs pride anyway |
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