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Happy Birthday to me.
Topic Started: Mar 10 2006, 12:47 PM (336 Views)
Chuck Norris
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Thanks for missing my birthday. :(

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JBryan
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I didn't think Chuck Norris had a birthday. I thought he was just here when the earth cooled.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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DivaDeb
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more important birthdays are happening today.

My baby is 12!
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
DivaDeb
Mar 10 2006, 12:54 PM
more important birthdays are happening today.

My baby is 12!

All right, a bday party!!! Any special plans, Deb?
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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DivaDeb
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Just the family today. Presents, cake etc. I just posted some pics in the pic thread, she got a new leo and wanted to have new pointe pics taken. She looks so much taller than the pics I took in class just a couple months ago. GEE WHIZ!!!!

Here's one, the others are in the thread up top.

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Happy Birthday DD's Daughter.

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Like Austin Powers, only more mature.
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Mar 10 2006, 12:47 PM
Thanks for missing my birthday. :(

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You are pathetic, fool. I pity you.
Ooh, I pity da fool!
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Kincaid
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Deb! What a gorgeous photo! Just got to get the girl from blocking that sexy piano!
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DivaDeb
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heh...in this mother's eyes, they're both beautiful. And thank God the piano is still the sexy one :smile:
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Kincaid
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I know what you mean, Deb. My oldest turns 16 on the 23rd. So far, no boyfriends. My luck won't hold out much longer. Did I tell you she just spent $60 on a swimsuit?!
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Mar 10 2006, 08:04 PM
I know what you mean, Deb. My oldest turns 16 on the 23rd. So far, no boyfriends. My luck won't hold out much longer. Did I tell you she just spent $60 on a swimsuit?!

Crashtest will be callin in two years. :P
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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'Nuff said.
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DivaDeb
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Kincaid
Mar 10 2006, 04:04 PM
I know what you mean, Deb. My oldest turns 16 on the 23rd. So far, no boyfriends. My luck won't hold out much longer. Did I tell you she just spent $60 on a swimsuit?!

seems like she should get more for her 60 bucks, huh?

:P
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Kincaid
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It was a modest two piece suit and then she added a cotton wrap for good measure, but I think JC Penney probably paid all of 28 cents to get it in their store.
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Luke's Dad
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Mar 10 2006, 08:31 PM
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'Nuff said.

Like that would stop him. Besides, I'm afraid the Crashtests of this world outnumber all the shells you could buy. ^_^
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Are you number 1? Or are you an imposter?
Number 6: Who are you?
Number 2: The new Number 2.
Number 6: Who is Number 1?
Number 2: You are Number 6.
Number 6: I am not a number, I am a free man.
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Kincaid
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Luke's Dad
Mar 10 2006, 04:39 PM
Kincaid
Mar 10 2006, 08:31 PM
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'Nuff said.

Like that would stop him. Besides, I'm afraid the Crashtests of this world outnumber all the shells you could buy. ^_^

You're right, she needs the gun, not me.
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Mar 10 2006, 07:04 PM
I know what you mean, Deb. My oldest turns 16 on the 23rd. So far, no boyfriends. My luck won't hold out much longer. Did I tell you she just spent $60 on a swimsuit?!

Better than wearing nothing. :trumpet:
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Luke's Dad
Mar 10 2006, 04:25 PM
Kincaid
Mar 10 2006, 08:04 PM

Crashtest will be callin in two years.  :P


But he won't know what to do when he gets there, so no problem....... ;)


Which means Deb won't have anything to worry about, since given Crash's description of his love life,
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JBryan
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Mar 10 2006, 07:31 PM
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'Nuff said.

I have one of those.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Axtremus
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All you overly protective parents of teen-age daughters, no need to buy guns, just feed your daughter, forcefully if you must, to make them all morbidly obese. The bigger they are, literally, the smaller the likelihood of all the CrashTests in the world trying to crash into them. :D
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Axtremus, is that a fat chix joke!?

It is true, fathers, if you want to protect your daughters, make them fat chix! But they will suffer emotionally due to this, so it's catch 22.
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Larry
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The fat girl
She always stayed inside and played piano
And she told her mother
The children made her cry

And her mother told her
They don't mean it
They don't mean it
They don't mean it
They don't mean it

Now the fat girl
She ain't fat no more
And lord how she plays piano
And she sings loud
And she sings low
And she sings of love
And blind passion.........

But she don't mean it
She don't mean it
She don't mean it
She don't mean it
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Larry
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I said I don't like hippies
And I don't like cornbread
And I don't like much
I said I don't like hippies
And I don't like cornbread
And I don't like much
But that's okay

Fat babies have no pride
Fat babies have no pride
Fat babies have no pride
And that's okay
Who needs pride

I like you
'Cause you like me
And you don't like much
I like you
'Cause you like me
And you don't like much
And that's okay

'Cause fat babies have no pride
Fat babies have no pride
Fat babies have no pride
And that's okay
Who needs pride

Fat babies make me sick
Fat babies make me ill
All that fat baby drooling
And that fat baby smell

I said I don't like hippies
And I don't like cornbread
And I don't like much
But I like you
'Cause you like me
And you don't like much
And that's okay

'Cause fat babies have no pride
Fat babies have no pride
Fat babies have no pride
And that's okay
Who needs pride anyway
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