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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 26 2006, 03:27 PM (169 Views) | |
| George K | Jan 26 2006, 03:27 PM Post #1 |
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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart 50° Fahrenheit (10° C) New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians Sunbathe. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian Cars won't start Canadians drive with the windows down 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) Distilled water freezes Canadian water get thicker. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -40° Fahrenheit (-40° C) Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent some videos. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| AlbertaCrude | Jan 26 2006, 03:34 PM Post #2 |
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but not this year its been between -10 and as high as 10 all January. No snow either.
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| George K | Jan 26 2006, 03:36 PM Post #3 |
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It's Bush's fault. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 26 2006, 04:17 PM Post #4 |
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It sounds odd, but I used to absolutely love stepping out of the house at 6am and having the day's first cigarette at 30 or 40 below. You were fine, as long as you didn't make any sudden movements. I never thought I'd miss that. Of course, I was only in Ontario, A/K/A The Canadian Riviera. |
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| AlbertaCrude | Jan 26 2006, 04:25 PM Post #5 |
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No it's not. Bush has a surplus of creditworthy blame. It's Ralph Klein's fault we have had no winter and he's nt going to shae it with anyone- including our good friend Dick Cheney's friend, Bush. |
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| Steve Miller | Jan 26 2006, 04:39 PM Post #6 |
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It froze clear down to China It froze to the stars above At 1000 degrees below zero I lost my logger love And so I lost my lover And to this cafe I've come To wait 'till I saw someone Stir his coffee with his thumb" |
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