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Canadian Temperatur Conversion Chart
Topic Started: Jan 26 2006, 03:27 PM (169 Views)
George K
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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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AlbertaCrude
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:yes: :D

but not this year its been between -10 and as high as 10 all January. No snow either. :(
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George K
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AlbertaCrude
Jan 26 2006, 06:34 PM
but not this year its been between -10 and as high as 10 all January. No snow either.

It's Bush's fault.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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John D'Oh
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It sounds odd, but I used to absolutely love stepping out of the house at 6am and having the day's first cigarette at 30 or 40 below. You were fine, as long as you didn't make any sudden movements. I never thought I'd miss that. Of course, I was only in Ontario, A/K/A The Canadian Riviera.
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AlbertaCrude
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George K
Jan 26 2006, 03:36 PM
It's Bush's fault.

No it's not. Bush has a surplus of creditworthy blame. It's Ralph Klein's fault we have had no winter and he's nt going to shae it with anyone- including our good friend Dick Cheney's friend, Bush.
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Steve Miller
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It froze clear down to China
It froze to the stars above
At 1000 degrees below zero
I lost my logger love

And so I lost my lover
And to this cafe I've come
To wait 'till I saw someone
Stir his coffee with his thumb"
Wag more
Bark less
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