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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 26 2006, 07:03 AM (247 Views) | |
| pianojerome | Jan 26 2006, 07:03 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| George K | Jan 26 2006, 07:05 AM Post #2 |
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Finally
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And from Minnesota, Susie Nordstöm, is our latest entrant in the "So, You Think YOUR Job Sucks" Competition. (Hi Sam!) |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| pianojerome | Jan 26 2006, 07:07 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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(hello!) |
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| Optimistic | Jan 26 2006, 08:32 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"NO, Sally, wrong animal! The coffee beans come out of THAT one over there!" |
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| Horace | Jan 26 2006, 08:56 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Once again Drombo, the Michael Jordan of Elephant Sh!t Basketball, proves why he's the best in the world as he slam dunks 3 more points amidst a flurry of beaten defenders. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| AlbertaCrude | Jan 26 2006, 09:00 AM Post #6 |
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Bull-Carp
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Keep Our City Beautiful. Curb your pachyderm! |
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| Shammy | Jan 26 2006, 09:05 AM Post #7 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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After implementing costly "No Child Left Behind" programs without government funding, school districts attempt to stretch supply budgets by making their own recycled paper using elephant dung. |
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I'd rather fall into chocolate. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 26 2006, 09:08 AM Post #8 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Getting her hand too close to the animal's mouth during a routine zoo feeding, Cindy Zeller of the National Park Service anxiously awaits the return of her wedding ring. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| JoyceB | Jan 26 2006, 10:33 AM Post #9 |
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Junior Carp
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" 'What a great idea, Your Honor! I'd love to fullfill my community service at the zoo.' Next time I'm keeping my big mouth shut." |
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| JBryan | Jan 26 2006, 10:47 AM Post #10 |
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I am the grey one
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Yes, two more nice big ones will be fine thank you. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| George K | Jan 26 2006, 10:59 AM Post #11 |
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After a disappointing audition at the Taipei Zoo, Susie went and had a sex change operation. Needing funds for the procedure, she obtained work as the target holder® at the target range.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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