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Topic Started: Jan 26 2006, 07:03 AM (247 Views)
pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sam
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George K
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Finally
And from Minnesota, Susie Nordstöm, is our latest entrant in the "So, You Think YOUR Job Sucks" Competition.

(Hi Sam!)
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
(hello!)
Sam
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Optimistic
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HOLY CARP!!!
"NO, Sally, wrong animal! The coffee beans come out of THAT one over there!"
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
Once again Drombo, the Michael Jordan of Elephant Sh!t Basketball, proves why he's the best in the world as he slam dunks 3 more points amidst a flurry of beaten defenders.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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AlbertaCrude
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Keep Our City Beautiful. Curb your pachyderm!
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Shammy
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After implementing costly "No Child Left Behind" programs without government funding, school districts attempt to stretch supply budgets by making their own recycled paper using elephant dung.
I'd rather fall into chocolate.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Getting her hand too close to the animal's mouth during a routine zoo feeding, Cindy Zeller of the National Park Service anxiously awaits the return of her wedding ring.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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JoyceB
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" 'What a great idea, Your Honor! I'd love to fullfill my community service at the zoo.'
Next time I'm keeping my big mouth shut."
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
Yes, two more nice big ones will be fine thank you.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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George K
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After a disappointing audition at the Taipei Zoo, Susie went and had a sex change operation. Needing funds for the procedure, she obtained work as the target holder® at the target range.
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A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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