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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 26 2006, 05:35 AM (274 Views) | |
| Mikhailoh | Jan 26 2006, 05:35 AM Post #1 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS. IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef! IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala. IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas Instruments. IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less. IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi! _______________________________________________________ They walk among us, vote AND reproduce. Kinda scary? |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 26 2006, 05:37 AM Post #2 |
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MAMIL
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Some of them do more than just vote.
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| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| JBryan | Jan 26 2006, 05:42 AM Post #3 |
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I am the grey one
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Since when would a football player be expected to know anything about lettuce? |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Shammy | Jan 26 2006, 05:45 AM Post #4 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard" |
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I'd rather fall into chocolate. | |
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| Axtremus | Jan 26 2006, 06:38 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You mean... like... ... they run for public offices and actually win elections too!
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| DivaDeb | Jan 26 2006, 07:25 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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beat me to it, JB
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| Kincaid | Jan 26 2006, 10:28 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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This guy must be paid by the hour. Okay, here's my confession. I was working in the college cafeteria (and would pull down a final GPA of 3.61, mind you). We were out of orange juice so I got the big metal can of frozen concentrate out of the freezer. From prior experience I knew what a pain in the rear it would be to scoop the solid concentrate out and mix it up. This thing was probably a gallon and a half in size. It barely fit in the microwave. It took me about a minute to realize first that I had put a metal object in the microwave (luckily no sparks flew) and then second to realize that microwaves were not going to be getting into a sealed metal can. I don't think anyone saw what I did but I'm sure someone came by in that minute and thought what an idiot to put that can in there. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| George K | Jan 26 2006, 10:56 AM Post #8 |
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Finally
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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