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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 21 2006, 07:24 PM (1,062 Views) | |
| The 89th Key | Jan 22 2006, 01:52 PM Post #26 |
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I pity your inability to satisfy singularly.
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| Mister Soak | Jan 22 2006, 02:21 PM Post #27 |
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Junior Carp
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*snicker. In the immortal words of Buzz Lightyear, "You are a sad little man, and you have my pity." But this reminds me of a joke... Why do women fake orgasms? 'cause they think we care. |
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| dolmansaxlil | Jan 22 2006, 02:26 PM Post #28 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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89th, you have several women who have told you that your line of thinking isn't a good one. I'm pretty sure all of the woman who have responded have experienced some pretty decent nookie in their lives, and KNOW what it takes to satisfy them. And then you have Mister Soak agreeing, who I can GUARANTEE knows how to satisfy a woman. Repeatedly. Heh. I'm thinking that you should just thank goodness that, in your inexperience, you have all of this advice to draw on. Use that advice to avoid becoming a guy who thinks sex is all about a few minutes of thrusting. Otherwise, you'll end up with a wife who relies on S&M* method of satisfying herself. *he Sleeps while she Masturbates |
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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| AlbertaCrude | Jan 22 2006, 03:08 PM Post #29 |
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Bull-Carp
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Dol what 89 is trying to say but is too bashful to admit, is that he likes to think of himself as being hung like a horse. |
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| dolmansaxlil | Jan 22 2006, 03:11 PM Post #30 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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*snicker And you know, size helps, but only if you know what you're doing. Otherwise, it doesn't matter how well endowed one is. |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 22 2006, 03:16 PM Post #31 |
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| LadyElton | Jan 22 2006, 03:33 PM Post #32 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I want it with a partner that doesn't require batteries.
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| sue | Jan 22 2006, 03:35 PM Post #33 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol: |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 22 2006, 05:01 PM Post #34 |
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MAMIL
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I think the preferred adjective when referring to our desires regarding Republicans is 'hanged'. |
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| Axtremus | Jan 22 2006, 09:39 PM Post #35 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Don't be too harsh on him. He's still a virgin, and seems intend to stay that way. |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 23 2006, 08:00 AM Post #36 |
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Don't be jealous just because it takes you more than once to satisfy her.
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| kenny | Jan 23 2006, 08:02 AM Post #37 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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89 have you eaten food more than once in your lifetime? |
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| AlbertaCrude | Jan 23 2006, 08:05 AM Post #38 |
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Bull-Carp
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So you're saying that Rose Palm and her five beautiful daughters don't talk very much? |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 23 2006, 08:16 AM Post #39 |
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I call her Jill. Look at it...palm out. It spells Jimmy. :lol: |
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| QuirtEvans | Jan 23 2006, 01:41 PM Post #40 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Well, 89th, if you want to spend your life eating one-course meals, I'm sure there are people who enjoy that. But a true gourmet wants an appetizer, and dessert, and a few other courses, too.
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| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 23 2006, 01:54 PM Post #41 |
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I don't think your wife would approve of those "few other courses".
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| George K | Jan 23 2006, 01:58 PM Post #42 |
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If I've told this story before, I apologize. My oldest daughter, when she was 17, was a volunteer at the local hospital. She was 17 going on 28. Some guy started hitting on her one evening, and the conversation went like this: "Hey, after work, do you want to come over to my apartment?" "Er, no, thanks. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable." |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| QuirtEvans | Jan 23 2006, 03:14 PM Post #43 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Putting aside for the moment that I'm divorced ... I wasn't talking about anything outside the context of a monogamous relationship. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 23 2006, 03:59 PM Post #44 |
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Sure you didn't. Just wanted to sample the buffet. I understand. ![]() JK
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| QuirtEvans | Jan 23 2006, 05:10 PM Post #45 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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The right person can be a smorgasbord all by herself, 89th. Someday you'll learn. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Jack Frost | Jan 23 2006, 05:10 PM Post #46 |
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Bull-Carp
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In other words, you've never complained to yourself? jf |
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| George K | Jan 23 2006, 06:40 PM Post #47 |
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The visiting professor arrives to give a lecture on research he has conducted into variations on possible sexual positions. The lecture theatre is packed to the rafters. He opens by stating that after 10 years of interviewing thousands of couples and after years of experiments he has determined that there are only 100 possible sexual postions. ...One hundred and one comes a cry from the back. Professor: Excuse me ladies and gentleman, but I must state that my research has been quite extensive and there are only 100 possible sexual positions. ...One hundred and one comes a cry from the back. Professor: I'm sorry ladies and gentleman but my research has taken me 10 years, it has been very extensive and there are only 100 possible sexual postions. ...One hundred and one comes a cry from the back. Professor: Excuse me ladies and gentleman but there ARE only 100 possible sexual positions and to prove this I shall now name them Position number one: Man on top. ....One hundred and two comes the cry from the back. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| dolmansaxlil | Jan 23 2006, 06:51 PM Post #48 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 24 2006, 06:27 AM Post #49 |
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Hopefully! Otherwise, I wouldn't get married to just one woman.
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| kenny | Jan 24 2006, 06:41 AM Post #50 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ah, but that one woman has appetizers, an entree and dessert. And every man needs 3 well rounded meals a day. No? |
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