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Topic Started: Jan 21 2006, 07:24 PM (1,062 Views)
The 89th Key
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Mister Soak
Jan 22 2006, 02:05 PM
I answered all of the above.

89th... You're a deluded nut job. It NEVER takes once to satisfy. It's like Lays potato chips. Nobody can eat just one... She just didn't want to do it again with you. Heh.

I pity your inability to satisfy singularly. ;)
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Mister Soak
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*snicker. In the immortal words of Buzz Lightyear, "You are a sad little man, and you have my pity."

But this reminds me of a joke...

Why do women fake orgasms?

'cause they think we care.
Mister Soak
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dolmansaxlil
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89th, you have several women who have told you that your line of thinking isn't a good one. I'm pretty sure all of the woman who have responded have experienced some pretty decent nookie in their lives, and KNOW what it takes to satisfy them. And then you have Mister Soak agreeing, who I can GUARANTEE knows how to satisfy a woman. Repeatedly. Heh. I'm thinking that you should just thank goodness that, in your inexperience, you have all of this advice to draw on. Use that advice to avoid becoming a guy who thinks sex is all about a few minutes of thrusting. Otherwise, you'll end up with a wife who relies on S&M* method of satisfying herself.


*he Sleeps while she Masturbates
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AlbertaCrude
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Dol what 89 is trying to say but is too bashful to admit, is that he likes to think of himself as being hung like a horse.
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dolmansaxlil
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AlbertaCrude
Jan 22 2006, 07:08 PM
Dol what 89 is trying to say but is too shy to admit, is that he likes to think of himself as being hung like a horse.

*snicker

And you know, size helps, but only if you know what you're doing. Otherwise, it doesn't matter how well endowed one is.
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LadyElton
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I want it with a partner that doesn't require batteries. :whome: :leaving:
Hilary aka LadyElton
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sue
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Mister Soak
Jan 22 2006, 02:21 PM
Why do women fake orgasms?

'cause they think we care.

:lol:
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John D'Oh
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I think the preferred adjective when referring to our desires regarding Republicans is 'hanged'.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Axtremus
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dolmansaxlil
Jan 22 2006, 06:26 PM
89th, you have several women who have told you that your line of thinking isn't a good one. I'm pretty sure all of the woman who have responded have experienced some pretty decent nookie in their lives, and KNOW what it takes to satisfy them. And then you have Mister Soak agreeing, who I can GUARANTEE knows how to satisfy a woman. Repeatedly. Heh. I'm thinking that you should just thank goodness that, in your inexperience, you have all of this advice to draw on. Use that advice to avoid becoming a guy who thinks sex is all about a few minutes of thrusting. Otherwise, you'll end up with a wife who relies on S&M* method of satisfying herself.


*he Sleeps while she Masturbates

Don't be too harsh on him.
He's still a virgin, and seems intend to stay that way.
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The 89th Key
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Don't be jealous just because it takes you more than once to satisfy her. ;)
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kenny
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89 have you eaten food more than once in your lifetime?
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AlbertaCrude
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The 89th Key
Jan 21 2006, 07:51 PM
TrueThink about it. I've never heard a complaint.... ;)

...never heard a compliment either. :(

So you're saying that Rose Palm and her five beautiful daughters don't talk very much?
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I call her Jill.

Look at it...palm out. It spells Jimmy. :lol:
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QuirtEvans
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Don't be jealous just because it takes you more than once to satisfy her.


Well, 89th, if you want to spend your life eating one-course meals, I'm sure there are people who enjoy that.

But a true gourmet wants an appetizer, and dessert, and a few other courses, too.

:smokin:
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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I don't think your wife would approve of those "few other courses". ;)
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George K
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LadyElton
Jan 22 2006, 06:33 PM
I want it with a partner that doesn't require batteries. :whome: :leaving:

If I've told this story before, I apologize.

My oldest daughter, when she was 17, was a volunteer at the local hospital. She was 17 going on 28. Some guy started hitting on her one evening, and the conversation went like this:

"Hey, after work, do you want to come over to my apartment?"

"Er, no, thanks. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable."
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QuirtEvans
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I don't think your wife would approve of those "few other courses".


Putting aside for the moment that I'm divorced ...

I wasn't talking about anything outside the context of a monogamous relationship.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Sure you didn't. Just wanted to sample the buffet. I understand. ;)

JK :hug:
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QuirtEvans
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The right person can be a smorgasbord all by herself, 89th.

Someday you'll learn.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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The 89th Key
Jan 21 2006, 11:37 PM
I have never heard a complaint about when I do it. ;)

In other words, you've never complained to yourself?

jf

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George K
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QuirtEvans
Jan 23 2006, 08:10 PM
The right person can be a smorgasbord all by herself


The visiting professor arrives to give a lecture on research he has
conducted into variations on possible sexual positions. The lecture theatre
is packed to the rafters.

He opens by stating that after 10 years of interviewing thousands of couples
and after years of experiments he has determined that there are only 100
possible sexual postions.

...One hundred and one comes a cry from the back.

Professor: Excuse me ladies and gentleman, but I must state that my
research has been quite extensive and there are only 100 possible sexual
positions.

...One hundred and one comes a cry from the back.

Professor: I'm sorry ladies and gentleman but my research has taken me 10
years, it has been very extensive and there are only 100 possible sexual
postions.

...One hundred and one comes a cry from the back.

Professor: Excuse me ladies and gentleman but there ARE only 100 possible
sexual positions and to prove this I shall now name them
Position number one: Man on top.


....One hundred and two comes the cry from the back.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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dolmansaxlil
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QuirtEvans
Jan 23 2006, 08:10 PM
The right person can be a smorgasbord all by herself, 89th.

Someday you'll learn.

Hopefully! Otherwise, I wouldn't get married to just one woman. ;)
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kenny
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Ah, but that one woman has appetizers, an entree and dessert.

And every man needs 3 well rounded meals a day.

No?
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