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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 21 2006, 07:24 PM (1,059 Views) | |
| kenny | Jan 21 2006, 07:24 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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When? OH, forgot to ask. . . do you like to be awakened in the middle of the night for it? |
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| musicasacra | Jan 21 2006, 07:27 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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d) all of the above ![]() wouldn't everyone pick all three? |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 21 2006, 07:37 PM Post #3 |
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I have never heard a complaint about when I do it.
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 21 2006, 07:40 PM Post #4 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Now from what I have heard you haven't done it! Come clean, 89th.... what is your virginal status? (My gosh, vicarious life is miserable, isn't it?) But it did let me vote for all three.... |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| DivaDeb | Jan 21 2006, 07:46 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yeah...I had to vote thrice as well. |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 21 2006, 07:51 PM Post #6 |
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Think about it. I've never heard a complaint.... ![]() ...never heard a compliment either.
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| George K | Jan 21 2006, 08:42 PM Post #7 |
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Finally
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Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Larry | Jan 21 2006, 09:11 PM Post #8 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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[sexist pig mode] I'd do it with you 4 times. We can talk about afternoon and evening later....... [/sexist pig mode]
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| sue | Jan 21 2006, 09:25 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sigh. When we were as young as you, yes. Enjoy!I picked nights. Middle of the nights used to be great, but heck, I'm old and sleep gets pretty darn exciting. |
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| dolmansaxlil | Jan 21 2006, 09:27 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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In my current situation? Time is no object, when the partner happens to be in the same country . Under more convenient circumstances, middle of the day or night. Mornings aren't my favourite (though I rarely refuse ) |
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 21 2006, 09:31 PM Post #11 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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My god you are competitive... Ok.. I bid FIVE times!!! |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 21 2006, 09:34 PM Post #12 |
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I only need once.
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| dolmansaxlil | Jan 21 2006, 09:35 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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YOU may only need once, but your partner will likely disagree. |
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 21 2006, 09:36 PM Post #14 |
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Curses! Foiled again!
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| Larry | Jan 21 2006, 09:36 PM Post #15 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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What *you* need isn't important........ (you'll need to file that one away for later......) ![]() |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| sue | Jan 21 2006, 09:38 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ah, but a good lesson learned!
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| dolmansaxlil | Jan 21 2006, 09:43 PM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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And trust me - if she isn't getting what SHE needs, you'll get NONE of what you want. It's the one bit of power women have pretty much unconditionally 89th, and we do know how to leverage it. |
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| LWpianistin | Jan 21 2006, 10:58 PM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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how about this option: d) doesn't matter because you've never had it. that would be me
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| AlbertaCrude | Jan 21 2006, 11:23 PM Post #19 |
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Bull-Carp
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Good lord Kenny you are one nosey bastard.
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| kenny | Jan 21 2006, 11:28 PM Post #20 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yes I am. People interest me. The thing that increasingly astonishes me as I get older is how very different we all are. Night night. |
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| AlbertaCrude | Jan 21 2006, 11:42 PM Post #21 |
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Bull-Carp
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Night night Kenny |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 22 2006, 12:31 AM Post #22 |
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Actually, I guess I didn't clarify. I actually meant I only need once to satisfy *her*. |
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| Shammy | Jan 22 2006, 01:02 AM Post #23 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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If the next poll is on HOW OFTEN... be sure to include single digit numbers and an option for month, year, and/or season. i.e. 1 time per month
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| Mister Soak | Jan 22 2006, 11:05 AM Post #24 |
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Junior Carp
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I answered all of the above. 89th... You're a deluded nut job. It NEVER takes once to satisfy. It's like Lays potato chips. Nobody can eat just one... She just didn't want to do it again with you. Heh. |
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| musicasacra | Jan 22 2006, 12:56 PM Post #25 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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that's not how it works.
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