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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 18 2006, 08:47 AM (625 Views) | |
| Horace | Jan 19 2006, 09:34 AM Post #26 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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United we stand; united against Chuck Norris, we fall. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 19 2006, 10:06 AM Post #27 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Chuck Norris can circle a square. Chuck Norris can dance on the head of a pin. Chuck Norris can make something so big he can't move it, and move it. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Fizzygirl | Jan 19 2006, 10:43 AM Post #28 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Uff da!! I think it's getting hot in here.........where's the fan?
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor My latest videos. | |
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| George K | Jan 24 2006, 08:16 PM Post #29 |
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Finally
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The ultimate Chuck Norrisism, courtesy of Jack Bauer
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| JBryan | Jan 24 2006, 08:18 PM Post #30 |
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I am the grey one
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Which is Boo Nufts spelled backwards. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Shammy | Jan 24 2006, 08:36 PM Post #31 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Chuck Norris isn't afraid to use his first name in the NAME GAME SONG. Come on everybody! I say now let's play a game I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there But a B or an F or an M will appear And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a fo And then I say the name again with an F very plain and a fee fy and a mo And then I say the name again with an M this time and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme |
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I'd rather fall into chocolate. | |
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| DivaDeb | Jan 24 2006, 08:39 PM Post #32 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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boy...it's been a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time since I thought about the name game! |
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| phykell | Jan 25 2006, 01:19 AM Post #33 |
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Senior Carp
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Ghandhi Evil cannot be conquered in the world. It can only be resisted within oneself. Remember, bones heal and chicks dig scars | |
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